Posted by Kieran Frost on 8/23/2009, 1:06 am
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DEADPOOL #13
writer. Daniel Way
artist. Shawn Crystal
Synopsis: after shooting himself in the head, Deadpool [Wade Wilson] has a vision of himself as a pirate, and now is spending his massive fortune making that dream come true (much to the joy of two Russian boat merchants). Hiring Bob, Agent of HYDRA as his one man crew and pirate parrot, Deadpool sets off for Jallarka, a fabulously rich island, owned by an oil baron from the 70's. He intends to be the Scourge of the seas! Arriving at the island, Bob needs a hospital for getting scurvy; Deadpool meets an attractive and blind travel guide; who he hires as his navigator!
~ cliffhanger: another group of pirates invade the island, lead by Wackbeard the Pirate! Meanwhile Deadpool is going to teach Bob another lesson... with his teaching stick! [grade: B+]
LOVED
1. Russian: You are like demented clown, sent from heaven on wings of angel!
2. pretty much the ENTIRE Bob/pirate/teaching stick/Squaaaawwwk scene. BRILLIANT!!!
3. French! Frenchity French- FRENCH!
4. Blind Girl: You smell like bullets and taco meat.
LIKED
1. when the Russian's realise Deadpool wants to buy the itty-bitty fishing boat!
2. Bob thinking the little pirate ship is the most beautiful thing he's ever seen.
Deadpool: Yes, Bob. Yes it is. No kissing.
Bob: I wasn't-
Deadpool: Yes, you were.
3. Deadpool: Hey, y'know what money can buy? A solid gold gun. That shoots diamond bullets. I call it "the Compensator" -- whatta ya think?
4. Six weeks later...
5. Insisting that he take Bob to a vet!
DISLIKED
1. no reference to Blind Al after meeting the blind girl. Hope it happens next issue :D
OVERALL
Another fantastically pointless, and delightfully amusing issue by Daniel Way; having Deadpool do what he does best: hysterically random and mindlessly silly things, that make me chuckle to no end. Oh my god, I had so much fun reading this issue! HY-STERICAL!
~ rating: 5 out of 5 [grade: A]
Question:
- who was the guy Bob was working for at the start? And WHY did we have to watch on the toilet?
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