The Man In The Hat sits at the center of the dais, to his right are Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears, Allison Mack, Ke$ha, Jewel, and Pink. To his left are Brooklyn Decker, Kristen Stewart, Neve Campbell, Rhona Mitra, Cassie Scerbo, and Avril Lavigne.
Man In The Hat: "All right. Questions? Cable Boy?"
HBO Reporter: "Where's Pointy?"
Man In The Hat: "Big Guy needed to get back to Bazz to make sure all is in readiness for the New Year's Eve Party. Cassie says he asked her to be representative."
HBO Reporter: "Ok, Cassie, what did you think of Rhona's performance?"
Cassie: "Well, from where I was sitting in Wiz's box...I think she knocked her out!"
Man In The Hat: "Keep it up, kid, and I'll have you doin' these things for ME..."
HBO Reporter(sighing): "Tough loss for Jamie Lynn tonight, Wiz. How do you think this will affect her confidence?"
Man In The Hat: "Not at all. Confidence isn't what Jamie Lynn lacks. It's consistency. Which ain't a surprise for somebody who can't have a drink yet. As far as tonight goes, Miley's got some talent and she fought very well. Jamie Lynn didn't fight well. She fought hard, but not well. Happens. Everybody tosses a clunker out there once in a while. Kid's 8-4 since she came here. She's beaten good fighters like Song and Spearritt. She's got the goods. She'll be back and she'll be fine. And, before you ask, nobody's gettin' fired over this, least of all Jamie Lynn. She's gonna be at Front Street a long time. Cable Boy II...talk to me."
Showtime Reporter: "So, after what we saw from Kristen tonight, is it safe to say she's your top flyweight?"
Man In The Hat: "Here's what it's safe to say. Kristen was very impressive. I'm VERY pleased with her development. Lord, it's BLONDE! Magazine! To what do I owe the honor?"
BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Speaking of impressive, talk to me about Brooklyn Decker..."
Man In The Hat: "Brookie is also developing very nicely. She's still learning out there, but she has all the tools. Physically, she's got as much ability as any light in the world save Biel. And she stacks up pretty well against the welters, too. Kid has a bright future, and it's going to take place right here at Front Street. And, before you ask, everyone currently in the stable is under contract for 2012. All those not yet renewed were renewed today."
BLONDE! Magazine Reporter: "Speaking of big blondes, Ke$ha also impressed tonight..."
Man In The Hat: "Big K hits as hard as anyone we've got. But, as you could see tonight, she's gotten BEYOND just brawling and looking for a knockout. She knows how to move her feet and hands, how to set up punches, how to move her head and avoid punches. She's becoming a fighter, not just a brawler. This bodes very well for Six Feet Of Sexy, who, by the by, is likely to see some action at welter as well someday. Maybe not in 2012, but it's gonna happen. She's going to fill out into those legs and shoulders and, when that happens, she'll fight some at 130. Now, Tess, dear, go ahead..."
Tess: "I want to ask about Neve..."
Man In The Hat: "See? People have LEARNED back there! No smart remarks..."
Tess: "She was pretty impressive tonight against a girl who beat Nicole. Where does she figure in your bantamweight picture?"
Man In The Hat: "Where she always has. Right in the center of it. On a given night, there isn't a bantam on the planet she can't beat. Smackey! We got a party to get to..."
Reporter: "Speaking of folks in the middle of your bantamweight picture, Allison looked very good tonight..."
Man In The Hat: "Neve, Grace, Nicole, Pinkness, Jewel, Mack The Knife...we got an embarrassment of riches at bantam, no question. Throw in the Champ, here, and the Front Street/Hour-Glass co-op has quite a few ladies that can threaten that bantam title. And Alli Mack doesn't have to take any back seats, know what I mean? Now, it's off to Bazz for the party. Tess? Smackeroo? You're in the limo!"
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