COVER: Mila Kunis, Michelle Williams and Eliza Dushku, all in blue bikinis, stand behind Natalie Portman, also in blue, who points to the belt around her waist, on the left side of a boxing ring. On the right, facing the HISC girls, are, all in red bikinis, Yvonne Strahovski, Minka Kelly, and Vanessa Hudgens, backing up Elisha Cuthbert, who points at her own belt. Headline In Green: THE GREAT DEBATE!
COVER STORY: Which is the best stable in the FCBA, Lookout! or HISC? Our panel is, like many other observers, of two minds on the issue!
AXED! (Picture: Witherspoon, Benz, and Stone, deface posters of Charlize Theron.) Inside The Academy purge! What it means for the four fired fighters and what's next for Charlize and Company!
JENNIFER LAWRENCE: THE NEXT BIG THING?(Picture: Lawrence in an orange number, arms akimbo, in the middle of The Academy's ring.) With the decks cleared, it's um...clear The Academy is planning to give lovely blonde Lawrence a major push. But can she take advantage, or will it be a case of "too much, too soon?"
CRUZ AND MILLER UNDER ONE ROOF?(Picture: Penelope opens a glass door marked "Empire Boxing".) It didn't take long for one of the 'Fired Four' to find a new home, but how will Penelope Cruz and bitter rival Sienna Miller co-exist?
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A DOUBLE CHAMP! (Picture: Cuthbert smiles in a white bikini with belts draped over both shoulders.) One FCBA fighter can tell us, and we sat down to discuss the pressures and perks of having two belts with blonde stunner Elisha Cuthbert!
JESSE'S AFRAID TO FIGHT ME!(Picture: Cuoco, hard eyed, in a tight black bikini, arms crossed.) Kaley Cuoco says stablemate Jessica Biel is ducking her, and she says it's obvious why the Unified Lightweight Champion is doing so!
AN ICY END!(Picture: Lima lands a hard right to the head of Brook.) Kelly Brook's reign at The Ice Hotel ends at the hands of the suddenly red-hot Adrianna Lima!
SILLY 'NESSA! JMD IS FOR MISHY!(Picture: Hudgens face down at Williams' feet.) Michelle Williams evens her bitter war with Vanessa Hudgens with a tenth round KO in a brutal JMD battle!
POPPY PREPARING FINISHING TOUCHES? (Picture: Montgomery staggers McCarthy.) Poppy Montgomery has her sights set on a second demolition of J-Mac, and our panel says success for Montgomery might just spell the end of McCarthy's FCBA career!
BEYONCE VS. J-LO?(Pictures: Side-by-side: Left: Beyonce in a shimmering gold bikini. Right: J-Lo in shimmering silver.) The two former stablemates are at odds, and our sources say they're both itching to settle it in the ring!
NONE OF THEM WANT A PIECE!(Picture: Hunter in a green and gold two piece.) Kiwi beauty Rachel Hunter can't get into an FCBA ring, and the welterweight beauty says the reason is simple, no one is willing to fight her!
YES, VIRGINIE, SHE IS THE BEST FLYWEIGHT ON EARTH! (Picture: Hayden rocked Ledoyen with a left hand.) Hayden stakes her claim to the title shot by battering Virginie Ledoyen!
KIEBLER NEXT FOR REGAN? (Picture: Stacy smiles in a red bikini.) She's got legs, looks, talent, and a rising profile. Is Stacy Kiebler in line for a shot at the welterweight gold?
OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN! (Picture. Ellison crumples to the canvas after a combination from Britney.) Britney Spears stops another BBU hopeful, this time with a ninth round KO of lovely Jennifer Ellison!
INTRODUCING JOANNE KELLY! (Picture: Kelly lands a hard right to the head of Ruah.) Joanne Kelly bursts onto the FCBA scene with a seventh round TKO of rising Daniella Ruah!
THAT'S THE SPEARRITT! (Picture: Shakira on all fours at Hannah's feet.) Hannah Spearritt stops Shakira to silence her doubters and giver ammunition to those of the Colombian beauty!
FREEMA STOPS BETH! (Picture: Harnois on her back at Agyeman's feet.) Freema Agyeman shows how dangerous she can be with a third-round KO of beautiful Beth Harnois!
MANDY ON THE WAY OUT? (A battered Moore sits dejectedly on her stool.) Rumors are flying that Mandy Moore's time at Foxfire is nearing an end. Our panel discusses Moore's future prospects and whether she's in line to be Front Street's long-desired second welterweight!
SECRET SOURCE: CLAWS OUT AT TU!(Picture: The familiar green question mark on a black background.) Our Secret Source says Olivia Munn is not at all happy about A.J. Cook moving into the bantamweight division. "Olivia likes having bantam at TU all to herself," says the Source. "But, with Berkley back as TU's welter, that keeps Bar at light where she really belongs. Cook knows she can't compete for spot with Refaeli, so it makes sense for her to drop down on Olivia, and Munn doesn't like it one bit. And the fact that Cook seems to have caught management's fancy isn't making the situation any better."
OINTY'S CORNER: Spring is almost here, and Poindexter Del Crunchy says it's time to start planning that garden and your outdoor decorating, and he'll tell you how to do it the right way.
ALSO: SHANNEN DOHERTY is far from finished with boxing. The brunette beauty talks about who she'd love to get in the ring (and, yes, LiLo, you're on the list). BLAST FROM THE PAST: CONNIE SELLECA talks about her in-ring career that included battles against two Morgans (Brittany and Fairchild) and two Wonder Women (Lynda Carter and Cathy Lee Crosby)! AND: LEA SEYDOUX! The self-proclaimed "Number One Frenchwoman" says she's "made Virginie obsolete" and that's just the first step in her journey to the top!