Posted by Sceej Boxing on 2/28/2012, 12:37 pm, in reply to "CBAD - Jenny McCarthy v Poppy Montgomery (Sim result/Sceej words)"
Rounds 5-8: “They could be fighting this out in a phone booth, Brit, that’s how close these two are!” is Jenny O’Dell’s estimation. Over four rounds, two women looking to impose will one on the other. Foreheads often touching, they trade shots, banging bodies and cuffing heads. Damage of that big fourth round allows smaller woman J-Mac to get the better of these exchanges through the 7th, stealing these critical tight rounds, but by the 8th, Monty’s beef begins to wear on the blonde and by the two minute mark, Jenny grudgingly disengages, drawing a roar of triumph form the pro-Poppy London crowd as Poppy takes the 8th.
Britney Spears on HBO, “ Poppy’s won the psychological war and backed McCarthy off … but you don’t points for that. I’ve got it five round to three McCarthy through eight. How do you see it, Jenny?”
Jenny O’Dell on HBO, “ Got it the same, Brit, but it’s 77 – 74 on points … that fourth was a 10-8 round … Poppy needs something dramatic.”
Kate Beckinsale on Sky, “Absolutely appalling! I really must apologize on behalf of the network. This was advertised as a match between professional boxers. It’s like watching two washwomen batter each other senseless over a coin that fell from a pocket. Nothing approaching the skill or artistry of real pugilism. Simply …. appalling!”
Round 9: Jenny up on her toes, asking those tired legs to coast her home. Poppy’s corner has laid it out – she needs a knockout. Poppy pursuing desperately, taking chances … and gets clipped a right hand lead. Legs shimmy, one knee buckles and touches canvas and the referee is counting it as a knockdown. Poppy right up and arguing vociferously, crowd booing as a beaming J-Mac rests in neutral corner and watches seconds tick off the clock. When fight resumes, Jenny dancing back … drawing boos form crowd. Poppy Mo the aggressor for virtually the full three minutes but the flash knockdown steals the round for Mac and both girls know it. Jenny getting just a little full of herself a little early. “How you like me now, B*tch?” she asks a fuming Poppy.
Round 10: Monty looking to close the show; J- Mac looking to run out the clock! Jenny backpedaling, looking to halt Montgomery rushes with the jab but the bigger redhead is walking through the jab, taking the punishment to close ground, forcing Jenny to trade. One minute in and girls firing at puncher’s range mid ring … BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Wild right by Poppy Mo crashes off McCarthy temple and Jenny’s knees lock up … stumbles a half step backward and then drops to canvas … and the crowd goes wild! Jenny to one knee at six … shaking head trying to clear cobwebs … up at nine … ref asks is she can continue … the shot did not knock all the sass out of Jenny, who is arguing it was a slip!
AND HERE COMES POPPY! Redheaded locomotive out of the neutral corner, bludgeons her blonde to ropes and pins her in place. Jenny in desperate ear muff. Poppy with brutal left right left right shoe shine to abs to bring those hands down then erupts with left hook to jaw that toggles blonde jaw. Desperate J-Mac looks to clinch but too much Aussie; violent shoulder twists bursts out of clinch and the bashing continues! Thirty second to go … Jenny swooning on ropes and Poppy Mo is all in! Using extended left to pose Playmate upright and just bashes away with that big right hand … forehead … temple … there’s the bell … Poppy cracks Jenny another to the jaw as referee is late in. Sceej corner into ring fast to guide Jenny back … she has no idea which corner she belongs in right now!
Kate Beckinsale on Sky: “… right hand Montgomery … right hand Montgomery … McCarthy is ready to go … and the referee stops the fight! The referee has stopped it … winner by technical knockout … Poppy … what’s that? (reacting to earpiece) The round ended? Rubbish! The referee clearly stepped in and stopped the fight PRIOR to the bell … by definition a technical knockout! Good Lord …. This result can’t possibly stand?!!”
Just a bit too little, just a bit too late … fight goes to the cards and it’s a unanimous decision in favor of Jenny “Mac the Knife” McCarthy … who is still on her stool when decision is announced. Vociferous boos from London crowd segue to cheers as Poppy Montgomery takes mic for post fight interview with Britney Spears(usually the winner’s privilege).
“Not my way to complain … just not my style … but do I disagree with the decision? Yes, of course I do. I know in my heart I did not lose this fight… at worst, I ran out of time. McCartney knows who the better woman is … maybe you can ask the old tramp if they’ve brought her around yet!”
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