Posted by Jenny McCarthy on 3/13/2012, 12:30 pm
I know … I know … you’re all STARVING or some intelligent commentary on the FCBA scene!
Sceej Boxing back off a triumphant tour of the UK … three fights three wins … kudos to stablemates “Big Bad” Gena Lee Nolin and Carrie “Mean Machine” Prejean! And while we were knocking out Brits, all Adrianne “Wonder Woman” Palicki did was take the lightweight belt from Biel! The “kid sister” of Sceej Boxing is all grown up – just don’t forget who’s top b###h around here, Adrianne!
I see Beckinsale’s been mouthing off again – seems she forgot that KO1 I laid on her with the belts on the line – and looks like I’m gonna have to take her to the woodshed again! Damn, I despise that chick – her and her ridiculous little “trophy bracelet” of Playmates! She’s gonna get “extra” if she dares to wear that cheap piece of jewelry to the ring – that I guarantee!
So … two big announcements! First … St Paddy’s Day … Annual Bare Knuckles Bar Brawl … yours truly and the biggest baddest b###h in FCBA … reigning welterweight champ Bridget Regan! My people were like “Jenny … have you lost your mind?!!” But fact is, I USED Scabbo to maneuver Regan into signing that open contract and now I’m cashing in! She’s bigger? So what! My kind of fight … my kind of rules .. my kind of venue … Bridget is going down like a Front Street hooker with a convention in town! Never play chess with Jenny Mac - now 'king' me!
Second announcement … and this is the biggie … it’s my last year. Yup, you heard right … come 10/31/12 … day before I turn forty … Jenny Mac is hanging up the gloves! I know … I know … this place is gonna be a LOT duller but what with the announcing, training … I just have a lot of new opportunities. And I’ve already locked up my place in the FCBA Hall of Fame!
And just WHEN are they going to get around to inducting me, by the way?
So line up, b###hes, for last licks at the straw that stirs the drink around here! There will be a bantamweight title fight … guarantee that … and all the haters and wannabe’s … looking at you Neve, Becks, Munn, Allison … gonna be coming for you one more time. Maybe even coax a certain “gilded goddess” who’s been ducking me for over ten years to step between the ropes with Mac the Knife!
But October is a loooooong way off. For now … look out ol’ Mac is BACK!
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