That's right. It's Old Wiz's birthday! And, he's celebratin' here at the Manor, havin' cake with Beth and the ladies of Front Street and Bazz, oh, and a guest from New York's Empire Boxing, the stunning Kate Beckinsale, who's playing Green Day's "Good Riddance" over and over again on the MP3 player. But, while Old Wiz is doin' that and drinkin' with Pointy, he's raisin' a glass, J-Mac. Raisin' a glass...but not to YOU. No, I'm drinkin' ta The Grand Freakin' Wizard Of Flippin' Boxing, Front Street Boxing, and Allison Mack, the man, the stable, and the girl that RETIRED Jenny McCarthy! October! The clock is TICKIN'. I may put those Halloween decorations up TONIGHT! (Wait, maybe tomorrow. Beth has a PRESENT for me tonight...) Tick, tick, tick, Mac. Oh, and Bridgy Regs says "Hi". She's not havin' any cake tonight. She's savin' room for St. Patty's Day...when she eats up a PLAYMATE! Oh, and Scerbo says she's still trying to figure out how you outmaneuvered her...into a fight with the FCBA's biggest hitter...right before you have to fight Beckinsale on PPV. There's a thin line between genius and insanity, Mac. But, in your case, it's pretty well deliniated. October! Tick, tick, tick!
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