Re: Ashley Tisdale vs Natalie Portman title bout
Posted by HISC on 3/24/2012, 7:22 pm, in reply to "Ashley Tisdale vs Natalie Portman title bout"
What can we say?
First, Tisdale destroys Claire in one round as a brunette and then stretches out our most fearsome flyweight in recent history in two as a blonde.
Can we try her as a redhead next time?
We are thoroughly disgusted by this result. We tried to drive it into Natalie's brain that Ashley was a threat, but apparently it didn't take.
We're not sure what the ref was thinking, as Natalie clearly had enough left to make it to the bell and then her will could have ground out a win. But it never should have come to that.
The Pax Portmanica is dead. Let the flaxen-haired jackals run wild in the streets.
Oh woe is we, to rid the division of the Panetierre menace and then have everything come tumbling down to another girl that everyone takes to school but us.
Nessa stealing Mishy's belts and now Tisdale rocking both Wolf and Swan alike. These Disney beeyotchs are like a plague.
Once one strain is eradicated, another grows in its place and ruins your simple dreams of supreme hegemony and unyielding fear-inducing dominance.
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