Posted by simguy on 4/12/2012, 11:35 am
Penelope Cruz versus Sienna Miller (done). Sienna looking to close out a career best of 7 with her 4th win over Cruz. Pene making her stand, fighting to hold, then roll Sienna up from here.
Kate Beckinsale versus Jennifer McCarthy (already written) Kate back atop the A-list with blockbusters due out - she's approaching Jen like a horse-mounted aristocrat looking to whip a serf. Naturally, McCarthy wants to yank said aristocrat off her high horse, throw her into the mud, and stomp her silly.
Cassidy Freeman versus Nadia Bjorlin - Well, if Cassidy wanted to establish further welterweight cred, this would be the way to do it!
Missy Peregrym versus Anne Hathaway (already written)
Hilary Duff versus Kelly Clarkson (UF) (Already Written)
Ashley Madekwe vs Dichen Lachman (already written) Always competitive between foreign imports trying to make it in Hollywood...but when both are young, bendy, unique exotics, competitive intensity gets ratcheted up considerably.
Allison Scagliotti versus Virginie Ledoyen Allison needs to read a book or two on the history of Virginie Ledoyen...how many young hearts has this French bully broken? Still - they have this in common: both savaged Sarah Carter, so...
Margot Robbie versus Eloise Mumford The battle for the cute, strong-bodied young blonde space has always been some of the most hotly contested ground in all of celebrity fighting history. Robbie's in a bit of a sweet spot here following some good performances: Eloise wants that spot.
Mila Kunis versus Lucy Hale: Lucy often thought of as a "new" Mila Kunis, so no surprise Mila-Kunis-Actual would move against her. Has the feel of a fight that could get ugly if Hale gets hurt, or falls off the pace. Imperative that Lucy compete and win respect throughout.
Claire Danes versus Keeley Hazell: Danes a prohibitive favourite of course, BUT - Hazell is exactly the kind of free-swinging, unpredictable, big-jug power hitter that has a chance to shock the sorceress at bantam. When you think about it, you're probably not going to outbox Danes, so why not swing for the fences?
Miley Cyrus versus Kristen Stewart: Stewart's got a ton of mo coming in...but Miley's recent blog pics prove she's been in the gym.
Kelly Brook versus Gena Lee Nolin: Every fight out now, Gena is on the bubble, since other fighters want to frame her as a stepping-stone blonde. Imperative for her to hurt Kelly, get respect, and stop Brook from bullying.
Jennifer Garner versus Jennifer Lawrence: Lawrence confirmed the power of her left hand against Judd...can Garner still execute at a high enough level to make her experience decisive? Garner does best when she can own the body on her opponent...can she risk that approach against such a hook?
Kaley Cuoco versus Candace Swanepoel: Kaley by far the better athlete, but she's shorter, Candi's unpredictable and rangy...there may be some problem-solving required on Kaley's part.
Nichole Scherzinger versus AJ Cook: Sweet match up - cool, curvy blonde vs sleek brunette exotic. Pretty much a classic boxer/puncher match up...you know if they're wheeling at midring, that Nikki's probably touching AJ up; if they're fighting against the ropes, Cook's having her way.
Vanessa Hudgens versus Heather Hemmens: Hudgens will get rid of the blonde wig and meet Heather on sultry exotic grounds head to head. Vanessa looking stronger than ever on-set of her new movie, according to her publicist...but Heather's people are calling some of the new size "plush" and "cushy".
Minka Kelly versus Jennifer Love Hewitt: Given that Love's renewing her sexy-cred these days, you knew this fight was going to happen sooner or later. Definitely some mirror-mirror-on-the-wall heat happening here.
Kelly Ripa vs Gabrielle Anwar - Fit little hard-bodied veterans in a well-made match.
Yvonne Strahovski versus Mary Elizabeth Winstead: This is starting to become a test of wills, with very familiar combatants looking to break the other's spirit in search of decisive victory head to head.
Bar Rafaeli versus Adriana Lima (Ice Hotel) Lima has started to harness some of her talent as she's matured...this is a pretty good tilt now.
Charlize Theron/Jessica Pare: Not sure, but think I recall something of an open contract for CT in the absence of challenges. If so, and if this goes (it'd be at lightweight: CT's title not on the line) it's yet another it-girl in CT's crosshairs...she so loves to clip-and-collect. Expect Pare's entrance music to be Zou Bisou Bisou...
Ashley Tisdale versus Sarah Carter for the Flyweight Title: Nice bit of backroom dealing to get Sarah C into the title shot. Rumours persist that Tizzy took Sarah out via bodycheck against a wooden wall in a rollerblading ambush, in anticipation of this collision.
Rachel McAdams versus Neve Campbell (Bantamweight Title): Bitter rivals renew acquaintances for the highest stakes imaginable. McAdams walks around fit and trim: Neve has a big weight cut ahead of her...can Campbell still get it done against her life-long rival?
Adrianne Palicki versus Tricia Helfer (Lightweight title) Interesting test for Pallicki! Both women have evolved since inception - Pallicki mixing in a little boxing and ring savvy to complement her power; Tricia adding power to the body to her supple mix of defensive sorcery and slick counter-punching.
DELEGATIONS
Gemma Atkinson versus Katy Perry: caution - jugs at work.
Leighton Meester versus Sarah Hyland - Meester maturing into a solid-bodied veteran...Sarah still lithe as a willow switch.
Kate Upton versus Marisa Miller: Miller blinked and Kate Upton become the biggest model in the universe. Last chance to catch her?
Kristin Kreuk versus Demi Lovato: If Krissy stops moving, she could get hurt. Demi's a thumper, but most doubt she can handle Kreuk's sleek ring management.
Laura Vandervoort versus Maria Menounos: Wonderful match up...Laura needs to be vigilant here as Menounos is hungry for market share and knows she can make headway with success here.
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