COVER: Theron lands a solid right to Regan's head. Headline In Gold: GODDESS HAS THE GOLD!
COVER STORY: Over a year after her brief retirement, Charlize Theron reclaims the welterweight gold she never lost with a decision over Bridget Regan! (And modesty forbids us from saying who predicted that win last month...)
PALICKI BOOM BOOM DOWN!(Picture: Adrianne rocks Cole with a right hand.)
Adrianne Palicki solidifies her position atop the lightweight division with a win over nemesis Taylor Cole!
TIZZY TKO'S THE PAX!(Picture: Portman wobbles after a hard right from Tisdale.) Ashley Tisdale puts an end to the Pax Portmanica with a second round TKO over Natalie Portman.
DON'T BOTHER RESIZING THOSE BELTS, ASHLEY!(Picture: Williams lets the hands go as Scerbo covers up on the ropes.) HISC may have lost the flyweight straps to Lookout!, but Michelle Williams looks more than ready to take them back after a fourth-round stoppage of Cassie Scerbo!
R-MAC IS BACK! (Picture: Cuthbert on her haunches as McAdams heads to a neutral corner.) Rachel McAdams is back on the bantamweight throne after a sixth round KO of Elisha Cuthbert!
THE RISE OF J-LAW!(Picture: Judd lays face down at Lawrence's feet.) Jennifer Lawrence is racing up the FCBA's lightweight rankings, leaving the KO'ed bodies of good fighters like Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Ashley Judd in her wake. Creating comparisons with and talk of a fight against the girl who just destroyed her stablemate...
ALY MICHALKA!(Picture: Swanepoel on her back at Michalka's feet.) Could the two phenoms be on a collision course after Michalka's four-round KO of Candice Swanepoel?
PIPER, MEET THE SHERIFF!(Picture: The referee leaps between Dushku and Perabo.) Eliza Dushku, as ever, is smack in the middle of the bantamweight title picture, as her three-round demolition of Piper Perabo illustrated.
COOK EXPRESS ROLLS OVER KELLY! (Picture: AJ batters Minka along the ropes.) AJ Cook's fourth round stoppage of talented Minka Kelly begs the question: Has Cook blown past Olivia Munn and taken over the role of alpha bantam at TU?"
PAULA POUNDS HER WAY INTO CONTENTION!(Picture: Righetti on her side parallel to the ropes as Patton retreats to a neutral corner.) Paula Patton crashes the big girl party with a huge ninth round KO of Amanda Righetti!
SORCERY!(Picture: Lively face down at Helfer's feet.) Tricia Helfer keeps her roll going with a seventh round KO of Blake Lively and ends up with a shot at the gold!
COMEBACK KID! (Picture: Durance looks down at a flattened Union.) Things didn't look good for Erica Durance against tough Gabrielle Union, but, as Gabby learned, it's never a good idea to count out Erica D!
MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T GET INTO A BAR FIGHT WITH BRIDGY! (Picture: J-Mac lies sprawled at Regan's feet.) Jenny McCarthy comes up short in what may be her last pub brawl, falling to Briget Regan in four!
SO LONG, ASHLEY! (Picture: J-Gar lands a thumping hook to Judd's head.) Jennifer Garner's retirement tour is becoming quite the event, and, as Ashley Judd found out, the main attraction still packs a punch!
GERMAN KRUSHED! (Picture: Lauren on her back, eyes open and glazed over, as Park turns away.) Grace Park roars back from her upset loss to Whitney Cummings by destroying lovely Lauren German!
SCARJO BACK ON TRACK! (Picture: Seyfried on her knees, cheek to the canvas, as Johansson looks on.) Former flyweight champ Scarlett Johansson rights the ship by dominating Amanda Seyfried!
NIGHT, NIGHT, ALI! (Picture: Landry face down, arms trapped beneath her as the referee counts.) Power punching Milena Govich gets a signature win with a third-round punchout of Ali Landry!
OT ON COUGAR BEACH! (Ryan and LaRue exchange bombs in the sand.) Jeri Ryan goes 11 to beat Eva LaRue in the sand, but the real winners were the folks lucky enough to be ringside!
SECRET SOURCE: MENDES JUST A PLACE HOLDER AT LIONESS CLUB!(Picture: The familiar green question mark on a black background.) Our Secret Source says Eva Mendes' stay at The Lioness Club could be a short one, indeed. "This is simply a publicity move," the Source says. "The other three girls LCA signed are all good fighters with their best days ahead of them. But, they aren't exactly household names. Mendes has a big name, but she's on the downside. She's just there to provide an attraction while the stable builds the other girls. After that, she'll be cut loose and LCA will sign a younger bantam."
TESS'S CORNER???: It's baseball season, so Poindexter Del Crunchy has turned over his column to Tractorpull's baseball expert Tess Valmore, who'll be making her predictions for all 30 teams!
ALSO: LEIGHTON MEESTER! She turned things around with a big win over Brianna Evigan, and the lovely Lookout! fighter says she has big plans for the rest of 2012!. BLAST FROM THE PAST: MARTINE BESWICK SAYS "I WAS BETTER THAN WELCH! The brunette beauty, who says, "I was stronger, quicker, tougher. She just had bigger boobs," talks about her decades-long feud with Raquel, her wins and losses, and the private fights where "I made her submit again and again!" AND: MARGOT ROBBIE! The stunning Aussie, coming off a big win against Ashley Greene, sits down to talk about her future plans...and how much better SHE is than Poppy Montgomery!