Clemond has been passed down for 7 generations, at one time belonging to twins, and at another, to an unfortunate girl who shared no brothers. My family can be traced back through West Virginia, to the Greatest Britain, and finally to Rome. Clemodius fought gladiators in the Parthenon. My dad says Flinch came from how all the wives act in our family after the husbands been drinking. My middle initial N. stands for Nickel which stands for nickelodeon. You know the old song put a nickel in the nickelodeon? My grand pap sold nickelodeons made by the blind to raise money for a microscope that would go to a school for the blind to help find a cure for blindness. You know what else? I think your name is funny. Loser!
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