Posted by Pasted by Gram on 6/15/2006, 8:24 am "Why God made moms" answers given by elementary Why did God make mothers? How did God make mothers? What ingredients are mothers made of? Why did God give you your mother and not some other Mom? What kind of little girl was your Mom? What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? Why did your Mom marry your dad? Who's the boss at your house? What's the difference between moms and dads? What does your Mom do in her spare time? What would it take to make your Mom perfect? If you could change one thing about your Mom, what THE MOMMY TEST I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Hey, everyone! Back from the Caribbean ... more about that later ... and catching up with this 'n that. In my Inbox was waiting this Mothers Day message from a cousin -- thought would be fun to share. Have a laugh!
school age children to the following questions:
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch
tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting
born.
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair
and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
Then they mostly use string, I think.
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other
people's moms like me.
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that
other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinkin cap on.
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
1. Moms works at work & works at home, & dads just
go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic. They make you feel better without medicine.
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I
think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Dye it. You know, her hair. I'd dye it, maybe blue.
would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it
was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those
invisible eyes on her back.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
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