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Posted by Amalthea on February 20, 2008, 5:25 am, in reply to "Interesante"
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Freaking Chiri!!!!
I don care who you all are, but that was funny!!!
--Previous Message--
: Dear Tech Support:
:
:
: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to
: Wife 1.0.
:
: I soon noticed that the new program began
: unexpected
: child processing that took up a lot of space
: and also
: valuable resources.
:
: In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
: all other programs
:
: and now monitors all other system activity.
: Applications such
:
: as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
: and Fishing 7.5,
:
: and Car Racing 3.6
:
:
: Now I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
: background while
: attempting to run any of my favorite
: applications.
:
: I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
: 7.0, but for
:
: some reason, the uninstall doesn't work on
: Wife 1.0.
:
: Please PLEASE help!
:
: Thanks,
: Troubled User..
: _____________________________________
:
: REPLY:
:
:
: Dear Troubled User:
:
: This is a very common problem that men
: complain about.
:
:
: Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
: 1.0, thinking that it
:
: is merely a Utilities and Entertainment
: program.
:
: However, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and
: is designed by its
:
: Creator to run absolutely EVERYTHING !!!
:
: It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and
: to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
:
: It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
: program files from the system
:
: once fully installed.
:
: You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
: Wife 1.0 is designed
:
: to not allow this. Please look in your Wife
: 1.0 tech manual under
:
: "Warnings-Alimony-Child Support".
: I further recommend that you
:
: keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
: situation. I suggest installing
:
: the background application "Yes
: Dear" to all operations to alleviate
:
: software augmentation.
:
:
: The best course of action is to enter the
: command C:\APOLOGIZE
:
: because ultimately you will have to give the
: APOLOGIZE command
:
: before the system will return to normal
: anyway.
:
:
: Wife 1.0 is a fairly good program, but it
: really tends to be very high maintenance.
: Wife 1.0 comes with several support
: programs, such as
:
: Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do
: Bills 4.2.
:
: However, be very careful how you use these
: programs. Improper use
:
: will cause the system to launch the program
: Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
:
: happens, the only way to improve the
: performance of Wife 1.0 is to
:
: purchase additional software. I recommend
: you try Chocolate 6.2,
:
: Flowers 2.1 and (as a very last resort)
: Diamonds 5.0 !
:
: WARNING, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
: INSTALL
:
: Short Skirt Secretary 3.3. and/or Big
: Cleavage Assistant. 4.0 as these
:
: applications are not supported by Wife 1.0
: and will cause irreversible
:
: damage to the operating system.
:
: Best of luck,
: Tech Support
:
:
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