Its the first verse that I'm stuck on. something like "Watch that toff....something something.......your port and lemon he will quaff"....then something about a dandy fellow. Then it ends with."See him slipping down from the cheap seats into the orchestra stalls"
Then into the refrain we all know and love... "Oooo you brute, you came on my umbrella."
Of course I could skip the verse and go straight into the refrain. Managements do like the song sheets to be as short as possible these days.
Still any help filling in the gaps would be much appreciated. Just in case