Lovely to see you back on here!
Doesn't part of the verse go... '
'I keep getting prods and pokes
by one of his rogue spokes
That's popped out of his big black umbrella! '
: Does anyone remember the full lyrics to the
: wonderful old pantomime number the Umbrella
: Its the first verse that I'm stuck on.
: something like "Watch that
: toff....something something.......your port
: and lemon he will quaff"....then
: something about a dandy fellow. Then it ends
: with."See him slipping down from the
: cheap seats into the orchestra stalls"
: Then into the refrain we all know and
: love... "Oooo you brute, you came on my
: Of course I could skip the verse and go
: straight into the refrain. Managements do
: like the song sheets to be as short as
: possible these days.
: Still any help filling in the gaps would be
: much appreciated. Just in case