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Posted by Davey on 11/6/2009, 9:14 pm, in reply to "December 21, 2012"
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****For Immediate Release****
VC#4231-656732 REF#34GA37852 11/02/2009
UNITED STATES FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS
Director:
Louis J. Freeh
Headquarters Address:
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Telephone:
(202) 324-3000
ACTION: The agency has become aware of a 2012 group of Alaska gypsies operating in the Northwest Alaska.
These 2012 gypsies are in the employ of the Chinese Communist Party. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR UP TO 70 CASES OF TESTICLE MUTILATION.
RESULT: The Bureaus investigation into this matter has developed the following profile:
Any male traveling alone in the Northwest Alaska is at risk. Do not attempt to take unknown women of Turkish descent to your room. Do not attempt to engage any type of sexual behavior with unknown Turkish women.
CASE: These women are responsible for over 70 testicle mutilation cases. They are all very intelligent and should be considered armed and dangerous. By the use of their female attributes, they lure men into positions of seclusion. At this point, they will drug, then remove the testicles of the unsuspecting men. Our investigation has determined that caucasion, black, and hispanic testicles are being sold in China as a form of aphrodesiac. NO ONE HAS LOST HIS LIFE IN THIS WAY. The serious loss of blood is dangerous but should not lead to death.
IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE BEEN A VICTIM OF THIS CRIME, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR NEAREST FBI FIELD OFFICE.
EMAIL VER. 2.11 WWW.FBI.GOV ROUTE 32GASCVANCTNAL23053
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