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Posted by Ol' Jimmy on 10/2/2004, 9:24 am, in reply to "I want to get to know a girl called Siobhan. Can anyone offer any help? " Don't listen to these idiots above. They're just trying to screw with you. What you really want to do with this young lady is quite simple: find out everything there is to know about her, follow her around secretly, learn her friends names and her personal likes and dislikes. Find out if she has brothers, sisters, cousins, pet gerbils, unsightly warts, psychological traumas, everything. Then comes the key step: on absolutely NO occasion are you to talk to her. This is to invite certain rejection, as she will certainly get that "bored and not amused" look in her eyes, dismiss you with some petty one-liner about being busy, and you'll have to run back home, with only your DC Comics to keep you company. Stick to Ol' Jimmy's plan, and soon, everything will be coming up Wreck.
Okay Wrek, let's shove aside the boys and let the MEN do some talking here, okay?
