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Posted by The Real Dave on 2/27/2005, 6:24 pm, in reply to "Accordians." 1. I agree with the other 'Dave the imposter', Hohner is good though most importantly, get at least 3 or 4 reeds
Fecking imposter... this is the REAL Dave.
Here's Dave's Top Ten to accordion playing for all you accordionites:
2. Rhinestones rock!
3. Expect this instrument to be a magnet for babes. Keep this in your head every time to play it to keep motivated
4. Don't be alarmed when you realize that the accordion actually contains reverse polarity... that is: it's a "reverse magnet", similar to Birkenstock sandles and long hair.
5. If you accept #3, I recommend making sure you're well endowed... that way it balances out the evil image of the accordion.
6. Wear tight polyester pants (re: #5).
7. Feck, I'm an idiot, this is all i got.
8. Oh ya that reminds me, the real good accordion players are idiots (reference Gig Review from Oct, 2003 - Whopper Ball pics... invented by yours truly in England; reference Mahones accordion player who pisses on hotel televisions after gigs; oh and, for the record, that's NOT me pissing all over the hotel floor)
9: Make sure your mom "makes you learn it". If she carries a stick or belt that'll help you practice.
10: keep reading 1-9... it's the only way you'll convince yourself it's okay to play the box (he he - box!).
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