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Posted by Pope Reverend I, BV on 5/23/2009, 8:08 am, in reply to "Dead house"
Mo's a lazy bartender...
He's about as ugly as a boil on a baboon's behind...
And...
Internet Xian's have an odd aversion...
-- To the smell of virtual sulphur.
But...
-- For those who are so inclined.
It's a nice quiet place to relax...
And...
-- Have a drink.
Besides...
Where else on the Net are you going to find...
Such an abundant supply of Snacks...
-- Popcorn in the lobby... (Help yourself).
-- Complimentary Buffet Table over by the Kitchen...
-- Pickled Eggs and Mediteranean Jerky on a Stick at the bar... (On the House... Dig In!)
And...
Mud-Wrestling...!!
Y'know, Sweets...
The place has a lot to offer...
But, for some reason...
-- They stay away in droves.
Which is just fine and dandy as far as Mo's concerned...
-- Less traffic means...
-- Less work for him.
And...
-- No traffic means...
-- He can watch the Wrestling Alllll Day Long...!
No worries, Sweets...
Feel free to stop by...
When you're looking for a place to put your feet up and relax.
Grab a bowl of popcorn...
Mo'll bring you a Tall Mug of the House Brew...
And...
If you want to "get away from it all" for a little while...
There's a Huge Selection of Movies to choose from.
Enjoy.
-PRev1- 
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