Posted by Khaos-X-Revolution
on 8/8/2009, 11:00 pm
99.131.47.37
The official Powerman 5000 website still won't seem to let me register and join their discussion board, so until the board administrators reply to my email and I am able to infilitrate the minds of the hundreds of members on the discussion board and force them to perform my nefarious bidding, I will be contiuing my nightly broadcasts on this depressed site. Although I must confess, entertaining all of you internet explorers is highly amusing. So for now, I relish the chance to brainwash...er..."entertain" all of those fortunate to chance upon this website.
Tonight's broadcast is a continuation of last night's program. This is volume 2 of 3, comments are welcome, or is everyone reading this post an alien without fingers to type? Or are all of you lazy?? Get off your Powerman-5000-loving asses and type, type, TYPE!
The comments will range from praise and criticism to bizarre moronic ramblings. As always, I will attempt to remain neutral (keyword: attempt.) I am fully aware that last night's broadcast was mostly me poking fun at the lead-singer. However life is not fun unless you can poke innocent fun at your favorite singers, because believe it-or-not they are just you, disbelieving internet traveler, (Outrageous theory? Yes I know.) Kick back, turn down your rebellious music and let the paranoia and sardonic commentary begin!!!
(Comments 6-10 are from the music video "Bombshell")
Person 6 wrote:
best 5000 song ever
what do you mean best PM5 song ever?!?! All of their songs are the best, naive internet traveler, have you no sense whatsoever?! Have I not taught you anything!?!? For shame, internet traveler, for shame... For the love of god, use their full name or you'll make the poor band members cry!!
Person 7 wrote:
lol the aliens are attacking because they don't like his danceing.... good song though cant wait for their newest album to be released
Holy crap you mean to tell me Spider is trying to dance? Well with moves like that I'm surprised he isn't on "Sweatin' to the Oldies" It seems to me that Spider is always in some sort of intergalactical dilemma (In "Worlds Collide" he was almost eradicated by an alien warlord.) but what is else is new. There latest album is to be titled "Somewhere on the Other side of Nowhere" Catchy title but unknown release date.
Person 8 wrote:
my guess, his brother did haha. Im a fan of both, but they both tend to flail about like morons =).
You're claiming that the infamous Rob Zombie taught his younger brother how to dance? Well that was "sweet" of him to do so (and somewhere, in a dank and decayed crypt, a certain film-maker is rolling around, laughing his morbid ass off) The bond between siblings; don't you just adore it?
Wow, tons of people think that Spider-one is Rob Zombie's son. Did all of you people research this theory on myspace.com or have you been reading Entertainment Weekly too much?? (Oh yes, if it's written on either of the two then it is most definitely, absolutely, 100% pure fact!!!) Come on people, it's this organ sealed inside of your cranium called your brain perhaps you should use it sometime, hmm? (Sorry but this was completely necessary.)
Person 9 wrote:
GET UP GET UP GET UP!
Alright, alright already, internet traveler, I'm standing up now. Has your purpose in life been validated or do I have to start doing the flipping bunny hop?? Internet travelers are certainly becoming much more demanding these days...
Person 10 wrote:
GIGGITY! (no seriously, he actually wrote this.)
Encore, Encore!!! Not only has the ability to spell been eliminated but the english language has been cut down to incoherent gibberish. Let's all give a round of applause for man-kind's latest and greatest accomplishments!!Your future has arrived, frightened internet traveler, and it holds progressive stupidity for the human race. Please try and conceal your excitement.
Not many people commenting on this video actually wrote decent reviews. I must confess, Spider certainly has a unique style of dancing (I have seen worse.) but it shouldn't be some sort of controversy, should it?
(Comments 11-15 are from the music video "Nobody's real") Hopefully this time, there are more good ones...
Person 11 wrote:
this entire album was the bomb!!!! Perfect from beginning 2 end!!!! I still listen 2 this album every now and then....
The majority of the masses agree that "Tonight! The Stars Revolt!" is their ultimate CD, after all it did go platinum. While I'm not disagreeing with the masses (God forbid...) I must say that their other CDs have tons of potential as well, especially "Transform" Does anybody else besides me like this CD or am I the odd-one-out?
Person 12 wrote:
Aaww!
Pause at 1:04
cute smile!
XD
Is it just me or are all the fangirls delusional? This is obviously proof that Spider wants you to think he is all "cute" and "adorable" He'll use his lovely smile to captivate you until he and his band have successfully taken over the world and then you'll realize that hidden deep behind that delightful smile is one hell of a warped mind (isn't it just awesome?)
Person 13 wrote:
dude , take your time and spell shit right i use to be like you thinking i was cool lol..It looks retarded when your sentences are spliced together
And suddenly from the once-thought uninhabited planet, the first sign of intelligent life was discovered amongst it's more-inept counterparts. Hope for this desolate and souless world has returned and is burning ever so brightly (Finally someone that has opened their eyes to the stupidity of poorly-spelled and unintelligent posts. How impressive!)
Person 14 wrote:
i don't think i would put on a random weird looking helmet that was making those noises...
Geez, what's the point of life if you can't wear weird robotic helmets and zap unsuspecting victims with it? Your neighbors might not like the fact that their cat is completely hairless but it's still seems like great fun! God, you're no fun!! Be gone, boring internet browser, be gone!
Person 15 wrote:
WTF is up with his hair, how'd it get so...yellow...? 0.o
It's this brilliant new invention called "Hair Dye" The stuff that stains your hair whatever color that you desire and then fades off to a lighter version of the color. How else would it be so neon...yellow?
I just love how quite a few people commenting on these videos have the nerve to label a band as their "favorite" and then post all sorts of nasty complaints about them. It doesn't make sense, do they enjoy provoking arguments with everyone else or what?
]Thank you, loyal internet traveler, for tuning into tonight's broadcast and for putting up with the usual sarcastic commentary (You know you enjoyed it) and be sure to tune into tomorrow's broadcast for even more sarcastic commentary (come on, you know you want to!) Comments and reviews are welcome (free candy for those that do comment) and please refrain from throwing things at the host, she may be slightly annoying at times but she tries to be honest (TRIES TO?!?! I'm always right and you know it! Come here you stupid robot and let me replace your batteries!) This is Station K.A.T. signing off (Damn...this little obnoxious pile of scrap metal sure is fast! From now on I'm doing the outro myself...HEY GET AWAY FROM MY CD'S,THAT'S MY COPY OF "ANYONE FOR DOOMSDAY!" YOU CAN'T HAVE IT...aw shit he took off with all of my Powerman 5000 CD's...oh wait-GOTCHA! Heheh...heheheh...)
Station K.A.T. has been temporarily taken off the air due to technical difficulties, be sure to tune into tomorrow's broadcast "Comments Galore!!! The Good, The Bad & The Funny Vol 0.3"
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