Posted by Khaos-X-Revolution
on 8/10/2009, 12:38 am
76.226.68.120
Last night Station K.A.T. was temporarily taken off the air due to certain technical difficulties. We are sad to announce the loss of a member of our staff, XY-55, the robot that was in charge of doing the outros. Tonight's program will broadcasted on the air like normal unless technical difficulties occur.
Greetings, internet traveler, and welcome to tonight's program "Comments Galore!!! The Good, The Bad & The Funny Vol 0.3" This is volume 3 of 3, more would have been posted but most of the commenters on the music videos cannot seem to spell or have nothing of importance to say. It requires too much time to scrape up "decent" comments and so, unfortuneately, the "Comments Galore" programs will be discontinued until further notice (thank god, if I read more post about Spider-One being a sibling of Rob Zombie, the earth will suffer the same fate as my incompetent robot!)
As always I will attempt to remain neutral (Keyword: Attempt) and I will continue to post praises, criticisms and imbecilic ramblings alike. This is the last volume of "Comments Galore" for the time being so sit back, turn off the damn television and let the sarcastic commentary and idiotic ramblings begin!!
(Comments 16-20 are from the music video "Supernova Goes Pop"
Person 16 wrote:
Try looking for the CD on itunes, that's where I got my copy. Or, download a free sound recorder, record all of their songs and burn them onto a disk.
Ah yes, finally a lifeform that rival my own intelligence! "Tonight! The Stars Revolt" can most definitely be found on iTunes for the not-so-revolting price of $7.99. The most well-known tracks are "When World's Collide" and "Nobody's Real" along with "They Know Who You Are" If you don't know the band's music that well, I suggest downloading these tracks and pretty soon afterward you will have these bizarre and outrageous urges to download the rest of the CD and all of the other released CD's (And then it will have become apparent that Spider has taken over your mind. Enjoy your last moments of conventional normality before it's zapped.)
Person 17 wrote:
The album they are planning on releasing(Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere) Is supposedly almost identical to their older sci-fi CDs.
This is by the same lovely person that posted the last comment. Once again, I must commend her on supplying me with vital information to post and for having intelligence that rivals my very own. "Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere" will supposedly include the tracks "Time Bomb," "Horrorshow," "Make Us Insane," "V is for Vampire," and a track named after the title. All of these tracks and probably more will included on the latest CD (Unless this CD ends up somewhere on the otherside of nowhere with the scrapped "Anyone for Doomsday") The release date is, unfortuneately, unknown so all of you anticipating Powerman 5000 fans will have suffer for a little while longer (and I get to laugh at your suffering for a little while longer, oh wait I am a PM5 fan...)
By the way in case you didn't quite figure it out, the person who posted comments 16-17 is no one but myself. Do you think I would call anyone else intelligent? Have you gone insane, absurd internet traveler?!
Person 18 wrote:
To me I think that Powerman 5000 is better than Rob Zombie but he still has good songs
If a mob of Rob Zombie fans chase after you with torches and pitchforks I will not be surprised. You have been warned! (actually I agree with you) EDIT: You and I have both been warned!
Person 19 wrote:
OMG?? did u know spider is rob zombie's brother????
I bet u didnt know that!!
Wow I never knew that, I am so amazed!! How could not realize this when it's posted 5000 times on every video by PM5 (How could I be so ignorant?) I don't know how I managed to exist all these years without knowing this vital piece of information, it seems impossible to me now! Thank you very much for the enlightenment, I appreciate it greatly.
Person 20 wrote:
Yea, I just read it on wikipedia and I was like ZOMG!
Hmm, Wikipedia you say? You mean the website that posts all sorts of useless and inaccurate information actually managed to post a correct fact?! I'm impressed...(but I was even more impressed by the reply to both of these comments"
Reply:
Every video I watch by him has 1000 comments saying "SPIDER IS ROB ZOMBIE'S BROTHER!!!!!!!" And frankly, I'm getting sick of you (Censored for foul language)
Do you think you're cool because you read Wikipedia? Shut the f*ck up and listen to the music, no one cares.
Rock on, brother...
A slight improvement to the junk posted on the other music videos (Keyword: Slight) There were several spelling errors/grammatical mistakes but it seems the human race is safe from impending stupidity...for a short while. Overall, good and insightful comments, let's hope the rest are as equally insightful.
(Comments 21-25 are from the music video "Relax)
On first impression it seems that Spider has ditched his neon yellow hair in favor of bleach blonde. This song is a remake of the original song by Frankie Goes to Hollywood!
Person 21 wrote:
I'm a huge fan of the older P5K but there is nothing wrong with this song. I dont see why people have such a problem with this song.
I agree with you, there is nothing wrong with this song and I don't mind it. People do seem to have an issue with it though (Perhaps it's the somewhat "sexual" meaning behind this song.) It seems a lot like their older stuff. However, the masses do seem to have issues with everything these days, what a shame.
Person 22 wrote:
i think he learned to dance while being distracted by a fly explaining the random looking around and smacking the air lol
Quit pickin' on poor Spider! (God, that must have been one very obnoxious fly) you know that's not proper etiquette (there must have been more than one fly because it appears that he is smacking in two directions, one after another.) Geez what is this whole controversey over Spider's "dance" moves, he's not doing a half bad job (Besides we all know the truth, his wonderful older brother taught him all of those spectacular and unique dance moves. That was so sweet and kind of him. Isn't the bond between siblings just adorable?)
Excuse me while I flee from all of the Spider-fans, they carrying torches and laser-guns and they don't look too happy...!
Let's see...arguments...more arguments...and wow, more arguments. Can't we just comment on the video and be done with it? (Of course not because that would be too simple...) Geez people, just relax!
Oh wow, they are arguing about the American Revolution and the fate of this country, totally unrelated to this video and the facts being written are completely inaccurate. But nevertheless it is amusing (The idiot that is saying that America is inferior to Europe is mildly irritating, however.)
(Due to the fact that the rest of the posts on the music video "Relax" were nothing but moronic ramblings and idiotic arguments, comments 23-25 will be from the music video "Free")
Person 23 wrote:
their best song by far
I have to agree it is one of the best songs by them. It has an honest message to convey about the world, which is what I like. But the music and (of course) Spider's voice just make it that much better. More sheep (sorry, I mean people in general) should listen to this song, they might actually learn something.
Person 24 wrote:
powerman 5000 is so underrated, awsoume band, great music, and great identity
If they were rated as high as The Jonas Brothers then they most likely would not be as awesome as they are now. Music from the underground scene is similar to buried treasure, you have to dig deep to find it.
Person 25:
Powerman 5000 is one of the best bands ever and this song kicks ass.
Have you ever noticed that most-if-not-all of their music is kick-ass? Did you just now realize that Powerman 5000 is one of the best bands ever (took you awhile to figure it out but I'm glad you did!) Not many people realize the potential of "Transform" which is a genuine shame because it has alot to convey. The key is to put all of these important messages (from PM5 and any other band that has philosophical messages) into practice and hell, we might get somewhere with this seemingly "hopeless" world. All hope has not been lost just yet, let's give old world another test drive!
Thank you, patient internet explorer, for tuning into tonight's broadcast and for dealing with the somewhat sarcastic commentary (I'm right, you think it's amusing, it's a win-win situation) As always, comments are welcome. Be sure to tune into tomorrow's broadcast, a special report on the fall of the fashion and music industry. This is Kat, your lovely host, signing off.
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