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Posted by Steve Johnson on 22/10/2007, 2:00 am 1. Have you heard about the All Blacks new bra? 2. What’s the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist? 3. What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final? 4. What’s the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra? 5.Graham Henry gets handed a mobile phone and is told “This is Wayne Barnes’s phone” 6. Why did Graham Henry go to a ball dressed as a pumpkin? 7.Did you hear NZ Post has just recalled their latest batch of stamps? 8.What have the All Blacks got in common with a three pin plug? 9.Graham Henry asked Bernard Laporte after the quarter-final—”Bernie, I thought I had the journey planned, how did you beat me?” 10.Did you hear that thieves broke into the all Black Trophy room last night?
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Some crackers here
All support but no cup.
An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches.
The All Blacks
At least Viagra gives you a semi.
Henry asks “How did you know?”
“It has 15 missed calls” comes the reply
(Nasty !!!)
Because he hoped when the clock struck midnight he would turn into a coach.
They had photos of All Blacks on them & people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on
(Nasty)
Both are useless in Wales.
“Pretty simple,” replied Laporte, “I picked my players for their intelligence and asked them just one question.”
“That simple?” said Henry. “Yep,”replied Laporte, “pick one of my squad and see how he does.”
Henry thought for a while then nominated Freddie Michalak. Laporte called him over and asked him, “Who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?” “Ah simple, Bernie,” says Freddie, “it’s me.”
“Well done, Freddie,” said Laporte, and Henry was very impressed. He returned to the hotel and wondered about the intelligence of his team. He called in Richie McCaw and asked him, “Who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?”
Richie thought and thought and couldn’t come up with the answer. “Can I think about it a bit more, Coach?—I’ll give you an answer tomorrow.”
“Of course,” said Henry, “you’ve got 24 hours. But it is very important that you come up with the answer.”
Richie went away, thinking as hard as he could, and then he called in his team-mates. Mils Muliana thought it might be his grandpa but wasn’t sure. Aaron Mauger was certain that it couldn’t be anyone. Ali Williams refused to answer in case he was sacked for not knowing.
Joe Rococoko thought it would be an uncle in Fiji who had been adopted as a child. Leon McDonald went into the foetal position. The rest of the team wouldn’t even hazard a guess. Twenty hours later, Richie was very worried that he still had no answer with only four hours to go. Eventually McCaw thought, “I know, I’ll ring Andrew Mehrtens—he’s bloody smart, he’ll know the answer.”
He phoned Mehrtens. “Merts, tell me—who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?”
“Very simple,” said Mehrtens, “It’s me.”
“Of course,” said Richie and rang Henry. “Coach, I’ve got the answer—it’s Mehrtens!”
“No, you idiot,” said Henry, “It’s Freddie Michalak.”
Police are appealing for information on the whereabouts of a glass cabinet and a carpet.
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