
Posted by Eddie Cunningham on 2/28/2008, 9:25 pm, in reply to "That sucks, man. God, I hope they don't go back to the crappy cartoon-like art...."
Link: Fem Four Yahoo! group
72.75.62.171
To: Tom Burgos
From: Bob
Re: Your Brains
Hiya, Tom! It's Bob--from the office down the hall.
Good to see you, buddy! How've you been?
Things have been OK with me except I am a zombie now.
Really wish you'd let us in...
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to give in to our demands
But here's an FYI
You're all going to die--screaming!
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
We're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes...
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
We're at an impasse here. Maybe we should compromise?
If you open up the doors, we can come inside and eat your brains!
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Sure, it may be OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And you'll have to make the call.
I'm not suprised to see you haven't thought this through enough
You never had the head for all that "bigger picture stuff"
But, Tom, that's what I do
And I plan on eating YOU slowly!
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
We're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes...
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
We're at an impasse here. Maybe we should compromise?
If you open up the doors, we can come inside and eat your brains!
I want to help you, Tom, in any way I can.
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me here.
I'm not a monster, Tom---well, technically, I am.
I guess I a-a-a-a-m-m-m-m-m.....
Got another meeting, Tom. Maybe we could wrap this up?
I know we'll get to common ground somehow.
Meanwhile, I'll report back to my colleagues who are chewing on the doors.
Guess we'll table this for now.
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well.
I thank you for your time---I know we're all busy as hell.
And I'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open!
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
We're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's going to eat your eyes...
ALL WE WANT TO DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS!
We're at an impasse here. Maybe we should compromise?
If you open up the doors, we can come inside and eat your brains!

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