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Posted by mike kruse --Previous Message--
on 10/8/2007, 2:31 pm, in reply to "Re: ~~~We love Jared Fogle!~~~"
i love jared more than anything. i kind of wish he'd let me touch his fluffy hair and massage what once was his big belly. do you think he ever swears? i don't.
: Truths:
: * Jared will continue to eat Subway until the day he dies.
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: * Subway is better than McDonalds
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: * Jared will die later this year in a freak accident when the guitar
: playing, scissor wielding spongmonkey goes after him in a fit of
: uncontrollable toasty rage.
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: * They have a pepper bar!
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: * If nominated as vice-president of the Jared Fogle fan club I will
: be unable to serve due to a conflict of interest.
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: --Previous Message--
: This is the president of the Jared Fan Club speaking. I am very proud
: that one of my members posted this message. It sums up my thoughts
: on this terrible article in a few sentences. All of you who despise
: this article and love Jared should visit the Jared Fan Club
: Homepage at http://www.expage.com/jaredfoglefanclub
: --Previous Message--
: Anyone who calls Jared a loser is a loser. My friends and I have a
: Jared
: Fogle Fan Club. Whatever freak created this page obviously has some
: kind of mental condition. I mean, what did he ever do to you? YOU
: are probably a fat-ass loser who's just jealous of his success!
: Jared has been an inspiration to many people. I've been blessed
: with a fast metabolism, but I can just imagine the ridicule that
: overweight people everywhere must go through every day, and Jared
: Fogle is the one man that has opened up a new door for them. And by
: the way, Subway subs are not "rabbit food", they are very
: delicious and are much healthier than other kinds of fast food.
: Whatever "anonymous female" invited him to McDonald's out
: of pity will probably suffer a heart attack any day now. I will
: laugh so hard in 40 years when Jared is happy and healthy and you
: have clogged arteries and you're sitting in a McDonald's drinking
: Metamucil. I will laugh SO hard! You said you were
: "considering an interview with him but you couldn't bring
: yourselves to talk to such a loser". I doubt it. It's because
: you felt guilty about what you said about him and self-consciously,
: you just couldn't do it. I don't know what sick pleasure you get
: from teasing famous, highly successful weight loss heroes, but
: never dis delicious Subway heroes. (Hero is another word for
: sandwich, for those of you who aren't to quick... yes that means
: you)
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