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Posted by Ric Thunder on June 3, 2004, 9:23 am Ric Thunder: I can't believe we're totally going to Hong Kong! Stevie Blaze: I know dude! I went here before! Ric Thunder: Oh yeah, you did! So tell me, what's Hong Kong like? Stevie Blaze: Well, there's a lot of Chinese food everywhere. They sell live chickens. Ric Thunder: Wow! That sounds like a lot of fun. Stevie Blaze: Ya know? There was something I was supposed to do on my way back to Hong Kong. But what was it? Hmmm..... Ric Thunder: Do you have to do your laundry? Stevie Blaze: Nah, dude, it's not that. Ric Thunder: Ummm.... feed your goldfish? Stevie Blaze: Nah, they're probably dead by now. What is it...OH CRAP! I forgot to avenge my father's death! Ric Thunder: Hes not dead! Stevie Blaze: oh, I feel so dumb! Ric Thunder: You should feel dumb, you forgot our friend D-Dogg died! He's probably up in heaven.... or hell...wondering "Gee, why hasn't my friends avenged my death?" You got to do something about it! Stevie Blaze: Yeah, you're right. Hey, will you help me avenge our friends death? Ric Thunder: Of course. I mean, if I didn't, then there would be a bad omen for me. (Ric Thunder and Stevie Blaze turn towards the camera and gives a big grin and thumbs up, and then returns back to the scene) Stevie Blaze: Our father is a cop right? Ric Thunder: Yeah. Stevie Blaze: Thats good to know. Ric Thunder: So who killed our friend? Stevie Blaze: His own partner, his name is Dusty Drake. He killed our friend and went to the Dark Side, kind of like Anakin Skywalker. Ric Thunder: that's really cruel. We really have to get that Drake guy back. Do you know where he is? Stevie Blaze: Nah, I've haven't seen him in the years. (Suddenly as if it made sense, the fat guy wearing a Toxic Avenger t-shirt jumps out of seat behind them) Fat Guy: Hey, did you say Dusty Drake? Ric Thunder: Yeah, do you know him mysterious Fat Guy? Fat Guy: Yeah in fact I do. In fact, he's hosting a boat party! I was supposed to go being the fattest man alive, but you can have my tickets. I mean you do have to avenge your friend! Ric Thunder: thanks mysterious Fat Guy! Well Stevie, I guess we should get ready. Stevie Blaze: Yes, I suppose. Let's go. (In the next scene at night on Dusty Drake's party boat. They're clothes have been changed into fancy tuxedos. Ric Thunder and Stevie Blaze look down at their suits, surprised themselves about how quick that took. They look up at each other and grin) Ric Thunder: Lets do this! Stevie Blaze: Okay, what's the plan? How are we going to find Dusty Drake? (Three men in suit and black sunglasses come up to them on cue, hands in front of them) Man: Dusty Drake would like to have a word with you now. Stevie Blaze: Gee, how did he know I was here? Man: We cannot tell you. It's an ancient Chinese secret. Ric Thunder: Oh. Fair enough. (Ric Thunder turns to Stevie Blaze and shrugs his shoulders) Ric Thunder: What should we do? Stevie Blaze: Well, you should go see what he says. Meanwhile, I'll try to get piss drunk. Okay? Ric Thunder: Okay
. wait what? (Ric Thunder follows off with the three big men as Stevie Blaze goes to the bar and gets himself a Jack Daniels and starts to drink away. Ric Thunder follows the men to the back of the boat to where Dusty Drake is standing awaiting Ric) Drake: it's been very long. Ric Thunder: Dusty Drake, why did you kill me friend? Drake: Because he was an asshole. Ric Thunder: Heh.... good point. But that's given you no reason to kill him! Drake: Yes, you are right. But you must know one thing. I did not kill your friend because he was an asshole. If I did, I would've killed him the first day I met him. No, I killed him because the Triads told me to. The Triads wanted D Dogg dead, and they would've killed me if I didn't do the job. But now they want me dead) (Ric Thunder crosses his arms thinking about what he was just told as he rubs his chins. He then looks back at Drake and shrugs his shoulders) Ric Thunder: Ok. Fair Enough. Drake: you must help me. If they kill me then they'll go after you. Ric Thunder: Why? Its bad enough I have to face Death! Drake: Because they're dickheads. Ric Thunder: Oh, ok, just like Death. (Drake turns around and starts to walk towards the edge of the boat) Drake: I do not want you to die, because I want to kill you myself in about two years on the same night as Daylight Savings Time. But first I must survive. Oh wait, oh no, the Traids must have made the edge of boat slippery. (Drake falls into the water and Ric runs towards the edge of the boat and looks down, unable to see Dusty Drake) Ric Thunder: Those damn Triads! (The three men from before appeared) Man: You killed Dusty Drake! Ric Thunder: No I didn't! The Triads made the edge slippery and he fell! Man: Don't think we will fall for the old Traids made the edge slippery and he fell trick. Get him! (The three men charge, and Ric Thunder quickly back tosses one of them off the boat and into the water. Inside the boat, Ric hears the commotion) Stevie Blaze: Gee, that must be Ric! I better help him! (Stevie Finishes off his beer and leaves the bar and begins to run to the back of the boat. Suddenly this man with long black steps in front of him) Stevie Blaze: Minkian? Is that you? Umm.... why are you wearing a dress? (Minkian doesn't response) Stevie Blaze: Oh! You're supposed to be that Chinese Girl, and you can't talk, right? (Minkian nods) Stevie Blaze: Ok. And you're supposed to kick me and knock me out right now? (Minkian nods) Stevie Blaze: Oh please
(Stevie Blaze punches her straight in the face and she falls to the floor. Stevie looks down at him and shrugs his shoulders before walking away. Meanwhile, Ric finishes off the third bad guy by ripping his head clean off with no blood coming out. He throws it into the water as another guy hangs by his throat by a rope mysteriously coming from somewhere in the sky) Ric Thunder: I better go find Stevie Blaze! (Ric Thunder runs through the boat and finally finds Stevie Blaze unconscious on the side of the boat. He helps him up) Ric Thunder: What happened? (((Go To Part Two)))
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(The scene opens with Ric Thunder and Stevie Blaze are sitting on an airplane on the way to Hong Kong. Ric has a beer in hand as Stevie is eating a huge bowl of rice, failing to use the chopsticks properly)
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