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Posted by Ric Thunder on June 3, 2004, 9:32 am, in reply to "Hong Kong (Rp#4) (Part One)" Ric Thunder: Dusty Drake died! The Triads made the edge of the boat slippery and he fell into the water and drowned! Stevie Blaze: What? Don't tell me you fell for the Triads made the edge of the boat slipper and he fell into the water and drowned trick! Dusty drake is alive, and he DID kill our friend cuz he was an asshole! Ric Thunder: What? How do you know? Stevie Blaze: There was this really ugly guy with white hair, called himself San Weizegger. He got really drunk in there and told me he worked with Dusty Drake. He told me what was going to happen with your meeting with Drake! He also told me Drake was going to fake his death! Ric Thunder: What else did he say? Stevie Blaze: He said that he & Drake are opening up a casino called the Blue Dragon back in the United States! Quick, let's go! Ric Thunder: I'm there! Well back In the old USA. (Scene Fades) San: Welcome.... to the Blue Dragon! (The crowd cheers him on, and a group of people are even doing the robot) San: It's a great pleasure to have the chance to steal all you people's money and become rich rich rich! But first, I would like to show my partner of this casino. He's hiding from Ric. Here, let me show you! (San pulls out a gun and shoots the glass, and it all blows up and falls. Dustin Drake jumps back at the sound of it, and then looks down upon San Weizegger) Drake: San, you idiot! San: Whoops, bad idea, eh? (The crowd begins to run away, screaming in terror) San: No, don't go! So what if thirty people have glass in their face cuz of me? Come back! (The crowd continues to running away, until San, Ric, and Stevie are the only ones in the room) San: Fine! Be like that! (There's a close up on San, as he gives the "evil eye) San: Now's the perfect time to creep away and steal all the money for myself! MWAHAHAHAHA! (San creeps away like a villain to steal the money) Ric Thunder: I'm going to go avenge our friends death! Stevie Blaze: Okay, I'm going to stay here! Ric Thunder: Why? (The door flies open, and Minkian appears in a dress) Stevie Blaze: Because in about 3 seconds, Minkian in a dress will come through the door to my left and start attacking me!Now go! (Ric runs away as Stevie turns to Minkian in a dress) Stevie Blaze: Before we fight, I have something to ask you. Why are you wearing a dress? (Minkian looks up, pondering the question. He then looks at SC and shrugs his shoulders) Stevie Blaze: Oh well. (Minkian grins at Stevie and then suddenly runs at him. They begin this matrix scenario of slow motion as both men begin to fly through the air. Stevie Blaze ends up kicking Minkian right in the face and he falls to the floor) Stevie Blaze: Wow, that's a pretty good kick. But you better watch out. If you step forward, a spear will mysteriously fly forward and hit your right in the chest, but you won't die. You'll fall to the ground and act like your dead. (Minkian laughs at Stevie Blaze and steps forward, and this spear flies out of nowhere and stabs Minkian in the chest. He falls to the ground. Stevie Blaze gets up) Stevie Blaze: Told ya. Now to save Ric! (Stevie Blaze gets up and runs away) Drake: What are you doing? San: Me? I'm just stealing all the money. Don't bother stopping me, because I have a gun in my jacket. MWAHAHAHA! Drake: Oh yeah? Well what if I tell you I have jedi powers, and I can use my jedi powers to take that gun from you and shoot you with it? San: I'd say you're crazy! Drake: We'll see. (Drake thrusts his hand out, and suddenly San's gun floats over into Drake's hand) San: Gee...would ya look at that! Drake: Pretty cool huh! (Drake then shoots San right in the chest. San staggers back) San: Oh the humanity! (San falls to the floor and dies, legs spread out, tongue out. Suddenly Ric appears at the door) Ric Thunder: Drake! You murderer! Drake: Ric! Listen to me! I might've killed San, but I didn't kill your friend! I swear! Ric Thunder: But you told me you did on the boat! Drake: I did? Heh, I guess I did. Oh well, I might as well kill you now! (Drake points the gun at Ric, but Ric runs forward and kicks the gun out of his hand, spinning around and knocking him down with a spinning backhand. Ric then begins to stomp Drake) Ric Thunder: This is what you get for killing my friend! (Stevie Blaze appears at the doorway) Stevie Blaze: Man that looks like fun! Can I join in? Ric Thunder: Help yourself! (Stevie Blaze runs forward and joins in on kicking Drake) Ric Thunder: Quick, let's throw him out the window! Stevie Blaze: Okay! (They pick him up and run forward and throw him out the window) Drake: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Drake falls fifty million feet and crashes onto a taxi cab) Ric Thunder: We did it. We can go back to the WFS. Stevie Blaze: Hurry, we have to swing on these cords outside the window! Ric Thunder: Why? Stevie Blaze: Because in 4 seconds Minkian, who was suppose to be dead but is not dead will appeared with a bomb! (The doors fly open, and a bloody Minkian, still in a dress, appears with a bomb) Stevie Blaze: Told ya! Now come on let's go! Ric Thunder: No
wait how did you know that was going to happen? Stevie Blaze: Come on! We got to swing across the cords! Ric Thunder: Why? There's a mysterious ladder leading all the way down to the ground right under this window! (Stevie looks down under the window and shrugs his shoulders) Stevie Blaze: Oh... Ric Thunder: Let's go! (Ric Thunder and Stevie Blaze begin to climb down the ladder as the bomb goes off and Minkian flies into a million pieces. Ric Thunder and Stevie Blaze reach the ground) Ric Thunder: That was so cool! Stevie Blaze: Yeah, we saved the day! So what should we do now? Ric Thunder: I have a promo to do in the WFS so Ill see you later. (The scene fades. Later the scene opens were Ric thunder is in the middle of the ring with a mic in his hand getting ready to speak) Ric Thunder: I am here to send a message to death! You call yourself the big dog in the yard, but I am here to kick that dog out of his own backyard! Tomorrow I am going to prove myself that I can make my dreams come true of being the WFS champion! Friday I will win in our match. And it will go down in history as one of the best matches
Ever! And you know why? Because I am the new breed of wrestling! Now I am ready for anything to happen, so Ill wait in the back to see what Batista and Ric Flair will do tonight! (Ric Thunder climb out of the ring and goes into the back)
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Stevie Blaze: Minkian in a dress.... What happened with you?
(The Scene fades back. they are in the casino as it begins to open with fireworks and fake dragons everywhere. San Weizegger stands in the middle of the crowd with a microphone in his hand)
(The scene changes to in a room where the villains have stashed the money. San Weizegger is stashing all the money away in a bag when Dusty Drake appears at the doorway)
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