Just Another Day at the Office! ((Match R.P. #4)) - (Part One)
Posted by EcKo on June 4, 2004, 4:07 pm
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Just Another Day at the Office!
(Part One)((The scene opens up to EcKo, and his newly gained manager, Amber, entering the arena from the parking lot. EcKo is wearing a white tank-top, and dark-blue baggy jeans. He carries a black WFS duffle bag over his left shoulder, and his European Title, like always, draped over his right. Amber walks to his right looking beautiful, as always. They finally enter the backstage area where the refreshment stands, and vendors are. EcKo walks to a candy vending machine with a big picture of a Snickers candy-bar on the front.))EcKo"Damn, I'm hungry! What should I get, babe?"Amber"Well, like they say, if you're hungry... why wait?! Grab a Snickers!"EcKo"True! I guess I'll go for that then!"((EcKo reaches into his pockets, and pulls out seventy-five cents. He slides it into the coin slot of the vending machine, and punches in the number code for the Snickers with his index finger.))EcKo"B-14... wait! Wasn't that the name of the plan that Dustin Jobber had that cost me my European Title? What if...? Naaaw! That dousche-bag, Christian, couldn't beat me if his life depended on it!"((Across the screen flashes the words...))---SOLD OUT---EcKo"Yeah... that plan B-14 was a sell-out trick anyways! Awww... screw it! I'm not much for Snickers anyways! Hey... there are some M&M's. Wait... M&M's... Eminem... can't get that! The C-Man might be, no wait, is dumb enough to try to use me getting M&M's as an insult against me! Oh well! I'm not much for chocolate anyway! Let's see... what else is there? Oh... forget about it! I shouldn't be eating candy at a time like this! I'll leave that to Christian! Since he just LOOOOOVES candy so much!"((Just then, a delivery-boy for Domino's walks by carrying a pizza box in his hands.))EcKo"Oh, that reminds me! Forget about ordering in from Domino's, babe! Looks like Christian already beat me to it! Yet, another thing he loves! Now... I wonder where his street hooker girlfriend is? We should be seeing her walk by with her ump-teenth customer right about now! Oh well! We probably already missed 'em! We should start heading to our locker-room now!"Amber"Oh, alright!"((EcKo and Amber turn away from the vending machines, and make their way towards the locker-room area. They round a corner, and almost reach their locker-room, when suddenly, they are stopped by Michael Cole.))Michael Cole"EcKo!... Excuse me! EcKo! If I may, could I please have a moment of your time?!"EcKo"Sure, Cole! It's been awhile since we've had ourselves a little chat!"Michael Cole"Indeed it has, EcKo. Well, as you obviously know by now, you have a match with none other than the C-Man himself, Christian. What are your thoughts on the match?"EcKo"How did I know you were gonna' ask that question, Cole? You're so predictable. Well, to answer your first predictable question, my thoughts on the match are exactly this. In my opinion, it'll be an easy match. Considering the C-Man is all crippled up 'n all. It shouldn't take very long to do! It'll be over as fast as all of Trish's customers when they leave her ass stranded in the morning!""Wham!"Bam!"Thank You, Ma'am!"Michael Cole"Speaking of Trish, EcKo, Christian claims that you have bitten off way more than you can chew when you made those comments last night about his girlfriend, that is Trish."EcKo"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like I've said before. I said all of those things because every damn word I said is true! I mean, honestly, Michael! Why can't the C-Man see that! I know he's blind 'n all... but, why can't he realize that he's waking up every morning to a washed-up, used, third-rate, street hooker?! Even Amber here can see this! Speaking of Amber... you haven't even acknowledged her yet, Cole! The least you could do is stop gawking at her long enough to say, 'Hello!'..."Michael Cole"Hello, Amber!"Amber"Hey, Michael... how's it hangin'?"EcKo"Short, shriveled, and always to the left like usual... right there 'ol Mikey?! Heh! Heh! Heh! Anways... get on with the interview, Cole!"Michael Cole"Also, speaking of Amber, EcKo, what do you think about the comments made by Christian towards your newly gained manager?"EcKo"Actually, Cole... I seen that one commin'! He thought that just because I made some comments about his sweet little girlfriend, Trish, he thought it'd would bother me just as bad as it bothered him. And frankly, Cole... I could really care less what Christian thinks about Amber. 'Cuz half of everything that comes outta' Christian's mouth is bull-sh*t. And the other half, lies! He's just jealous because he got stuck with Mr. Thursday Night's sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, fifths... whatever the hell she is! I've lost count!"Michael Cole"Any thoughts on Christian?"EcKo"Any thoughts on Christian? Hell, Mikey-boy! Where should I start?!""Hmmm... let's start off by saying that he's just a wanna-be male model, slash, third-rate wrestler. Look at him, Michael! He walks out to the ring everynight saying that he's got all of the good looks that every guy wishes they could have. He thinks he's gotta' great body. Hello?! Can we say Derek Zoolander? Face it, C-Man! You're just a big fat joke! You're just some idiotic punk with a slut for a girlfriend walking around thinking that you actually deserve a shot at MY European Title? Wake-up and smell the Foldger's crystals there, C-Money! You aint sh*t!""Plus, you're so damned predictable. I was expecting to hear everything you said on your little beach visit with the rest of the idiots of Jobber Squad. You're basically repeating everything you've said in all your other promos, comedy skits, whatever the hell you wanna' call 'em! How do you think your fans, if you have any, that is, enjoy watching your skits when all you do is repeat the same crap over, and over, and over again?! It gets pretty ridiculous, C-Money! Because, yet again, guess what he used to insult me with this time?! You guess right, Cole! The lame-ass Eminem, rapping, and Shady clothing crap like he usually uses! Listening to Christian, is kind of like listening to tape full of Jeff Foxworthy "Redneck" jokes. They're all the same! Let's give this a shot here, shall we, Cole?""If everytime you speak, and you sound like a teenage girl..."
"YOU MIGHT BE CHRISTIAN!""If you're thirty some odd years old, and you still enjoy candy as much as a kid on Halloween night..."
"YOU MIGHT BE CHIRSTIAN!""If every conversation you take part in, sounds exactly like the other seven conversations you've started..."
"YOU MIGHT BE CHRISTIAN!""And again, if you're thirty some odd years old, and you still race your friends to see who gets to the ice-cream truck first..."
"YOU MIGHT BE CHRISTIAN!""I mean, come on! You can only listen to so much of Christian's sh*t before you go absolutely insane! Oops! I said one of those four-lettered words that have been around for millions and millions and MILLIONS of years! Looks like I'm un-original again! Hey Christian! Here's a new one for ya...""BLOW ME!"I cuss as much as the other normal human being on the face of this earth! So, if you wanna' call me un-original for cussing... then... you're obviously dumber than I thought you were, buddy-boy!"...:Continued on Part Two:...
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