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Posted by Ric Thunder on June 4, 2004, 6:35 pm, in reply to "New York Life (Rp#6) (Part One)" Ric Thunder: just calm down, its not that a big deal, all right. Stevie Blaze: I guess your right. Hey lets go some place cool. (They both get in the limo. Stevie hits the button to the driver) Driver: Whats up Stevie? Stevie: Yeah Joe, stop at the corner coffee shop...dropping off a passenger, thanks. Lawyer: Stevie, I'm 2 miles outside of town my car is back in the city! Ric Thunder: Why the hell did you get in the limo then. Stevie Blaze: I told you not to get into my limo, try the Caramel Rolls and Hot Cider I hear its good this time of year. (The lawyer gets out of the limo as he stands on the corner and looks around. Ric tosses his jacket to him and shuts the door. The car slowly pulls out as Stevie leans back in the limo and hits the button again) Stevie Blaze: Joe, drop me off at the children shelter I need to get a smile on my face. Stevie: (hits the button) No Joe, scratches that man, take me to the zoo. (Stevie Blaze Laughs) Joe: (laughs) Right Stevie. Ric Thunder: That was messed up. Why dont you want to go to the children shelter? Ric Thunder: They did nothing for me, that why. (The limo stops and turns right and heads down the street and off the interstate. Stevie relaxes with a glass of expensive Italian. He downs it and puts on his blue tinted shades) Ric Thunder: First off to address, Death is going to be a hard opponent to beat. He been in this business for who knows, but his time is up. He needs to step aside and let the new guys take over! It my time to become the champion! Stevie Blaze: Death is like a monkey! He is like to play games, but I know you can beat him! Ric Thunder: well just walk from here. You want to come with, see the tigers? Joe: No sir, I have really back allergies. Joe: Sure, thanks. (Ric and Stevie open the doors. The Ticket taker is wearing skintight blue Superman shirt and baggy jeans with the spiky hairstyle. Ric and Stevie heads down the path. They stops at the admissions office and buys his ticket) Ric Thunder: (To the ticket taker) where is the monkey cage? (Ric Grins) Stevie Blaze: No (Grins) No you don't have a nice day. (Stevie laughs. They heads down the path past the reptile house, the roaring tigers and other zoo animals. They stops and turns looking for the monkey cage as he heads down the path and eyes the zookeeper, as she is pretty fine. Stevie looks her up and down and looks away as he meets her gaze) Stevie Blaze: Say are you the zookeeper? Zookeeper: No, I dress like this everyday to go and visit the zoo. (Laughs extending her hand as Ric thunder sighs) Ric Thunder: I understand you have monkeys here, the little ones and not the big gorilla things. Mind if I hang out with one, seeing as how I end up hang with enough of them in my profession. Lisa Zookeeper: (laughs) Sure. Ric Thunder: Hey little buddy, I hope I'm not being weird by talking to you. Monkey: (Eating his apple offers it to Ric) Ric Thunder: No thanks. Talking to you is like talking to Death. Monkey: (looks at him and grins nodding) Ric Thunder: You both kind of smell the same, your both little hairy things that just sit around lazy as all hell doing nothing. You both enjoy the finer things. I see you like that apple like Death enjoys his hopes and dreams of holding that title belt. Even though both of you are lost in your own reality, you both know deep down that I'm superior to you. Hell my little friend, your probably a notch or 3 in IQ above Death. (The monkey just looks to the floor kind of like Death does in his promos drooling and dropping food, crapping on himself. Ric Thunder continues to speak to him) Ric Thunder: (looks to Lisa) you know, I need to get me one of these little guys. (Laughs) Hell, seeing as how I now have to Face Death. I might as well have him around. The level of communication and intelligence is about the same. Lisa: Well actually Ric, her intelligence is amazing. She has already has shown signs of knowing letters and communication. A common myth that these creatures are dumb, like all creatures. Ric Thunder: I know, (looks at the monkey) Sorry about that. (Ric now seems a bit down in the dumps as he gets off the table and is followed by the little monkey. She takes his hand as Ric looks down at it and smiles as he kneels. He gives it a hug as Lisa steps up and takes it into the next containment area to play. She returns as Ric shakes her hand) Lisa: I think she likes you. Lisa: (laughs out loud) Have a good day Ric and Stevie, I need to get some work done. Later... (They both heads out the door as they follows the path around and looks at the polar bears. Stevie enjoys the nice day as he puts on his shades. They heads out of the zoo to the limo as Joe wipes his hands off. Stevie eyes Joe and pats him on the back) Joe: You enjoy yourself? (Joe Laughs) Stevie Blaze: You know what Joe; I did enjoy the chance to associate with another species. You would be surprised how most of these animals have more common sense and understanding then any one person in the WFS. Lets go home. (Ric and Stevie heads to the car as Ric stops and looks to the camera half way in the car. He folds his arms and looks up at the sky and back around to the camera as Joe starts the car) Ric Thunder: Death, you and me hook it up and it is funny how that little creature back there understood more of what is going to happen in this match up. Hell it said nothing and knew like a foreseen into the future that you are going to taken apart limb for limb. To make a long story short, I put you down for the count and out of your misery. Youre a poser Death, you fight punks, but enough said. (Ric and Stevie slowly enter the limo as it backs up a touch and heads out into the street and back to the interstate. It disappears into the day. Its a lovely day in New York, 70 degrees. Scene End)
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(Ric Thunder walks out of the building and see Stevie. He walks right up to him)
Joe: Uhhh...
sure Stevie, not a problem!
(The car finally turns and slowly heads to the gated entrance of the zoo in the city as it stops. Ric Thunder hits the button to the driver)
Ric Thunder: Allergies my ass. Your just scared of the squirrels you goofy bastard, hang out and if you want to come in do so. Meet me back here if you do in 10 minutes.
Ticket Taker: Down the path right there and to the right sir? Say do I know you guys...
Zookeeper: My name is Lisa, what do you need. (Pauses and looks at Ric) Your Ric Thunder, from WFS nice to meet you.
(They head down the path and into a house full of these monkeys running around. Some are caged and some are running free in a separate room. Ric Thunder and Stevie Blaze enter a small room as Lisa returns with the cutest monkey. The little monkey sits there chewing on an apple in the diaper...adorable. Ric Thunder just sits there as Lisa hangs out in the back with Stevie Blaze and Ric speaks to the monkey)
Ric Thunder: Well if I ever need to scrounge up a date for Death then I know where to come. There about the same size, smell the same and all. Both got the raw hairy palms and whatnot. Yikes huh?
Stevie Blaze: how about a phone number
. oh man.
Joe: Sounds good Stevie.
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