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Posted by Death on July 14, 2004, 8:24 pm Death: Well, it does seem that I, your World Champion, has taken some TV time from you all. I'm sorry your missing The Simple Life or whatever pathetic show is on the air right now. Well actually, I'm not sorry at all. You see people, I have a message to make. I have a statement that has been held inside me for too long. Recently, it has been brought to my attention that I have no humor in my promo's. HUMOR!!! Do I look like a funny guy? Do I look like someone who is making fart jokes and trying to act like a damn retard? No, so why would someone point that out to me? For what reason should I be funny? NONE!!! You see, I've heard what alot of people said about me. That I"m washed up. That I have no real skills. That I can't talk my way out of a room with blind people. I've heard it all...and this is my response.... #### YOU ALL!!! Sure, I might not be the funniest guy in the block. Sure, I might not have a camera crew follow me around, watching me do the laundry or wash the car or whatever else these other jackass's do. No, I go to the ring, or talk to an interviewer and say what I have to say. I don't sugar coat it, I don't beat around the bush. No..I just plain say what needs to be said. And guess what? It works for me...and it has worked for some time. Yet I feel my time with the WFS is almost up. Death can only do so much around here. He can only push people so far before even he snaps. That being said....I will address my retirement. Death goes quiet for a moment and looks into Tori's eyes. He then smiles deviously at the camera. Death: Fools..there is no retirement for me. No..but I do feel that Death isn't the answer anymore. I've been Death so long and he has been the source of some real evil around here. The anti-hero is you must say. The guy so bad, everyone loves. But with that evilness comes my "other half". The dark side of me who waits to get out of my head and control my body. The one who does the mass killings and what have you. So yes..in a way Death will retire. But I will still be around..kicking ass and taking names. I still have a few goals left before I finally hang up the boots for good. That being said..I will no longer call myself Death. Instead, your looking at the future of the WFS. The real hero for the fans..and now the enemy for you all. The WFS knew to fear Death...but I'm a much bigger threat. Now..I shall be known as ONSLAUGHT!!! And we shall let the slaughter begin as soon as the WFS is back on track. Tori: And if you don't like that.. TOO DAMN BAD!! The image goes off as the two smile at the camera. Everyone's Tv's go back to their show they were watching. The question on everyone's mind is..will this name change mean a new personality. And will this bring new life into the man known now as Onslaught?
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Its been very quiet lately in the WFS. Since the sudden disappearance of the Prez, things have almost come to a stand still. Then suddenly, as people are at their homes, watching some tv, their show is interrupted. On the screen appears the WFS World Heavyweight Champion, Death. He has a smirk on his face as the camera focuses on him. Then it slowly pans out and shows Tori sitting by his side and Jessica playing at their feet.
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