Posted by Glenn
on August 23, 2002, 7:35 pm
Even though I was openly Gay as a Freshmen in high school. I was a Bully. I had always been a popular kid in school, even though I never tried to be. And I hated the B.S. that came with being a leader. The jocks liked me because all the pretty girls liked me, and because I was a jock too (Swimmer; lettered my freshman year). The Partiers liked me because I was a clown. And the teachers, staff, and Brain-y-acks liked me because I was an AP, Honors student.
Anyway, one afternoon, the usual group of people who would follow me to the student parking lot where I'd wait for my ride (God knows I'd NEVER walk home!) began teasing this one dude who always tried hanging around. We'll call him Mark He would always asking me questions about what I thought was cool, and if he could do anything for me, and ass-kissing shit like that. To make a long story..., I got pissed off at everyone being around me and grabbed Mark by the back of the neck and called this dog that had been ####ing another across the street and made Mark get down on his knees and suck the dogs dick. I said, "You wanna be cool, huh? Well this is what you gotta do to be cool!" Everyone laughed and called him Dog dick sucker for the remaining 3 years of high school.
After I graduated college and established myself in the world, I was driving/speeding home from work when I noticed red and blue lights flashing behind me. I pulled over and looked in me rearveiw mirror as the cop approach my car. All I could notich was the fine ass body on this cop. He reached my window and took off his glasses, and guess who it was.......yep, Mark! I shit my pants, thinking, "damn this dudes gonna nail me for making him suck that dogs dick in school!" He asked for my license and said, "Hi Glenn, long time no see..., you look great". All with a huge grin on his now sexy face. "you were speeding...that's why I pulled you over", he said, "but now that I have you here, there's something I've been wanting to give you for a real long time". I thought, oh shit, here it comes. He reached in his pocket and handed me a card with his phone number on it and said, "I'm willing to let the past go, and give you another chance to get to know me, I'm a real nice guy...really!" "Slow down a little and maybe we could go out some time?" He got back in his car and pulled out around me. Honked his horn and waved as he passed by. I was in shock! I felt all the shit I made him feel ten times over and then some! I couldnn't beleive what had just gone down, and when I glanced up at the rear of his patrol car once he had passed (just one more glimps to be sure I hadn't imagined it all) I read the big block letters on the back of his patrol unit..."K-9 UNIT" with a picture of a German Shepard next to it!!!
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