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Posted by Joe Wagenius Dear a) Mom, Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your a) Car was severely damaged by my a) infantile prank. How could I have known that the a) car I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is a) house You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent a) imagine and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know a) hate me but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, a) school and to remember that I am first and foremost your a) friend I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that a) was so stupid Sincerely,
on 5/7/2006, 12:25 am
71.37.50.32
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b) Dad,
c) Love of my life,
d) Assistant Principal,
e) Local Police Chief,
b) House
c) Pet
d) Mother-in-law
e) Left arm
b) puerile
c) inept
d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
e) woefully under appreciated
b) jet ski
c) large helium balloon
d) Patriot missile
e) Zamboni
true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
b) wife
c) Cub Scout troop
d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete
with lightbulb in the torch
e) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans
carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
b) fathom
c) comprehend
d) appreciate
e) pay for
that you are perfectly within your rights to
b) sue me
c) spank me
d) take my firstborn
e) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the
fish in your koi pond
joshing around at
b) work
c) church
d) the bowling alley
e) the municipal jail
b) child
c) sibling
d) lease co-signer
e) only possible match should you ever need a
bone marrow transplant.
b) was so silly
c) would have been funny if it worked
d) you would have done, if you had thought of it first
e) I'm going to use again on someone else.
(your name here)
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