Posted by John H Brasky on 4/10/2004, 3:18 am, in reply to "Bill Brasky" He fed me shrimp scampi since I was 6 days old! He was a 10 foot beast man who showered in vodka and fed us shrimp scampi. He once breast fed a flamingo back to health. My mother told me that the day she met him he had just date raped David Bowie. He once scissor kicked Angela Landsbury. He used a live rattlesnake as a condom with my mother on several occasions. I once told him that the Telatubies were making me homosexual. The next day he left for a hunting trip and returned three weeks later with the heads of each telatubie in a dufflebag. He forced me to watch as he used each of the heads to preform oral sex on him... proudest day of my life. My father had a toenail at the end of his penis. He works nights as a mid wife. The inhabitants of the island of Lipin in the Federtaed States of Micronesia recognise him as the One and True All-mighty God and he's never even been to any part of Micronesia! My adopted brother was a Mexican orphan that my father dressed as a jocky then forced him to stand perfectly still outside our home 18 hours a day, everyday, except Bastile Day, when the whole neighborhood was forced to bath little Juan's feet. I once asked my father his middle name, he produced two dry salami's and proceded to beat me about the ears until I blacked-out. His excrement is the official currency of Ecuador and parts of Mongolia.
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Bill Brasky was my father and he was a hell of a man.
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