Why was Theresa May sacked as nativity manager? She couldn't run a stable government.
Why don't Southern Rail train guards share advent calendars? They want to open the doors themselves.
What's the difference between Ryanair and Santa? Santa flies at least once a year.
Kim Jong-un will play Santa this year in the South's annual pantomime. He said he fancied a Korea change.
Why did Donald Trump continuously decorate the Christmas tree? Because people kept saying “moron” to him.