What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Knock, knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any mince pies left?
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!