Re: children are influenced does not mean they are mental
Posted by blckencht on 11/22/2011, 12:06 pm, in reply to "children are influenced does not mean they are mental"
It's a parody Esther. It's not meant to be taken seriously.
: please give your child love. god is love that
: is your only answer.
: --Previous Message--
: Can someone please remind me?
: Still funny, though ;D
: This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church
: in Colorado Springs sent out this week:
: If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through
: the Lord!
: Listed below are some warning signs to
: indicate if your child may have gone astray
: from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very
: obscure and often dangerous culture that
: young teenagers are prone to participating
: The gothic culture leads young, susceptible
: minds into an imagined world of evil,
: darkness, and violence. Please seek
: immediate attention through counselling,
: prayer, and parental guidance to rid your
: child of Satan's temptations if five or more
: of the following are applicable to your
: -Frequently wears black clothing.
: -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
: -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick
: or nailpolish.
: -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols.
: Some of these include: reversed crosses,
: pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various
: other Satanic worshipping symbols.
: -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
: -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social
: genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to
: be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
: against the Lord. Please discard any such
: albums IMMEDIATELY.)
: -Associates with other people that dress,
: act or speak eccentrically.
: -Shows a declining interest in wholesome
: activities, such as: the Bible, prayer,
: church or sports.
: -Shows an increasing interest in death,
: vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or
: anything else that involves Satan.
: -Takes drugs.
: -Drinks alcohol.
: -Is suicidal and/or depressed.
: -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method
: of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic
: ritual that uses pain to detract from the
: light of God and His love. Please seek
: immediate attention for this at your local
: mental health center.)
: -Complains of boredom.
: -Sleeps too excessively or too little.
: -Is excessively awake during the night.
: -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of
: light. (This pertains to vampires promoting
: the idea that His light is of no use.)
: -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
: -Spends large amounts of time alone.
: -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is
: so that your child may speak to evil sprits
: -Insists on spending time with friends while
: unaccompanied by an adult.
: -Disregards authority figures; teachers,
: priests, nuns and elders are but a few
: examples of this.
: -Misbehaves at school.
: -Misbehaves at home.
: -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula
: cereal is an example of this.
: -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in
: drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is
: how to attain Satan. This act is very
: dangerous and should be stopped
: -Watches cable television or any other
: corrupted media sources. (Ask your local
: church for proper programs that your
: child may watch.)
: -Plays videos games that contains violence
: or are of a role-playing nature.
: -Uses the internet excessively and
: frequently makes time for the computer.
: -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently
: shakes head to music.
: -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual
: -Expresses an interest in sex.
: -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
: -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such
: include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy,
: Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
: -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that
: contains these various phrases: "I'm so
: gothic, I'm dead", "woe is
: me", "I'm a goth".
: -Claims to be a goth.
: If five or more of these apply to your
: child, please intervene immediately. The
: gothic culture is dangerous and Satan
: thrives within it. If any of these problems
: persist, enlist your child into your local
: mental health center.
: -St. Mary's Catholic Church