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Old Elephant Anus

Posted by Howdy Poopy on 12/24/2006, 10:54 am

I've been reading this message board for some time and, as far as I can determine, the facts about Shitlips McDouchebag are as follows:
Old Elephant Anus is a sexually perverted degenerate who engages in bizarre sexual acts in public with his broadcast partners, farm & circus animals, inanimate objects and altar boys.
He was conceived after his father butt-fvcked his mother.
His wife would divorce him except he makes too much money.
He has an extremely small penis.
He enjoys having foreign objects inserted in his rectum and propelling them out with titanic farts.
He is an alcoholic and drug addict.
He is a lousy announcer.
Did I miss anything???

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Old Elephant Anus - Howdy Poopy 12/24/2006, 10:54 am
- Re: Old Elephant Anus - Dr. Pudorkis 12/31/2006, 9:20 am
  - Re: Old Elephant Anus - Joe Buck 2/24/2007, 8:48 am
    - Re: Old Elephant Anus - Mrs. McCarver 2/27/2007, 8:19 pm
      - Re: Old Elephant Anus - Sylvester Cat 3/8/2007, 7:52 pm
        
        Re: Old Elephant Anus - Sylvester 3/8/2007, 7:53 pm
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--Previous Message-- : I've been reading this message board for some : time and, as far as I can determine, the : facts about Shitlips McDouchebag are as : follows: Old Elephant Anus is a sexually : perverted degenerate who engages in bizarre : sexual acts in public with his broadcast : partners, farm & circus animals, : inanimate objects and altar boys. : He was conceived after his father : butt-fvcked his mother. : His wife would divorce him except he makes : too much money. : He has an extremely small penis. : He enjoys having foreign objects inserted in : his rectum and propelling them out with : titanic farts. : He is an alcoholic and drug addict. : He is a lousy announcer. : Did I miss anything??? :

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