A McCarver Thanksgiving
Here's what it's like at the McCarver house on Thanksgiving: Timmy wakes up with an excruciating hangover from his boozing it up the night before. To ease the pain, he drinks a quart of cheap scotch and takes a huge dump inside the family's turkey, unbeknownst to them! After the turkey is cooked, Tim rips off the drumsticks and shoves them up his ass, moaning "Joe Buck, Joe Buck!". He then eats the cooked turds from the inside of the turkey! Several quarts of scotch later, Timmy collapses in a drunken stupor and his wife throws a dirty tarpaulin over him, while he farts loud enough to wake up the dead. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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