The McCarver Connection: A McCarver Christmas Carol

The McCarver Connection
[ Post a Response | The McCarver Connection ]

A McCarver Christmas Carol

Posted by Father Christmas on 11/25/2007, 9:57 pm

Here's what it's like at McCarver's house on Christmas: As on Thanksgiving, Timmy wakes up with a splitting hangover from boozing it up the night before at the local homo bar. To ease his pain, he drinks a quart of Bulgarian vodka and chases that down with a fifth of cheap gin. He then takes a huge shit and gift wraps it to give to his wife, having once again forgotten to buy a gift for her. Later that day, at their Christmas supper, Tim strips off all his clothes and commences to have sex with the Christmas goose his wife just brought to the table. After satisfying his sick, perverted urges, Tim shoves the entire goose up his ass and runs around the house flapping his arms, crying "Look at me, I'm Father Goose!" He then cleans out his amply supplied liquor cabinet and collapses in a drunken stupor and, with one gigantic fart, blows the Christmas goose out of his ass, through the ceiling and into orbit around the Moon. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Message Thread:

A McCarver Christmas Carol - Father Christmas 11/25/2007, 9:57 pm
- Re: A McCarver Christmas Carol - Dr. B. hole 11/25/2007, 10:06 pm
« Back to thread

Post a Response

Your Name:

Subject:

Message:

--Previous Message-- : Here's what it's like at McCarver's house on : Christmas: As on Thanksgiving, Timmy wakes : up with a splitting hangover from boozing it : up the night before at the local homo bar. : To ease his pain, he drinks a quart of : Bulgarian vodka and chases that down with a : fifth of cheap gin. He then takes a huge : shit and gift wraps it to give to his wife, : having once again forgotten to buy a gift : for her. Later that day, at their Christmas : supper, Tim strips off all his clothes and : commences to have sex with the Christmas : goose his wife just brought to the table. : After satisfying his sick, perverted urges, : Tim shoves the entire goose up his ass and : runs around the house flapping his arms, : crying "Look at me, I'm Father : Goose!" He then cleans out his amply : supplied liquor cabinet and collapses in a : drunken stupor and, with one gigantic fart, : blows the Christmas goose out of his ass, : through the ceiling and into orbit around : the Moon. MERRY CHRISTMAS! : :

By posting, you confirm that you have read and agreed to be bound by Boardhost's usage terms.

You are visitor

since 9/1/2001
Counter by www.digits.com

Visit My Other Sites
The Hardy Boys Unofficial Home Page Hardy Boys Books, TV Shows, Collectibles & Much More! The Bayport Connection Hardy Boys Message Board Plus - Information On Ted Scott Flying Series!	The Unofficial Nancy Drew Home Page Nancy Drew Books, TV Shows, Movies & Collectibles The Nancy Drew Connection Message Board Plus - Information on The Dana Girls	The Unofficial Tom Swift Home Page All The Different Tom Swift Series Tom Swift, Tom Swift Jr., Tom Swift III & Tom Swift IV The Shopton Connection Message Board Plus Don Sturdy and other Victor Appleton Series!
Series Book Central Rover Boys, Doc Savage, The Avenger, Brains Benton, Dana Girls, Judy Bolton, Chip Hilton, Tom Quest, Horatio Alger, a message board & More	The Unofficial Basia Home Page A page devoted to the jazz-pop diva Basia Trzetrzelewska. Discography, lyrics, photos & more! Plus - A Basia Message Board	The Bowery Boys Leo Gorcey, Huntz Hall & the rest of the gang! Dead End Kids, Little Tough Guys, Eastside Kids & Bowery Boys. Complete Filmography, Message Board & More!
The Unofficial Lemony Snicket Home Page All About The Series Of Unfortunate Events Books Details of all the books & more! Plus - The Lemony Snicket Message Board	B.P.O. Elks Collectible Jewelry Scans of collectible rings and watch fobs of the Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks. Plus - The Elks Connection Message Board	I Hate Tim McCarver Home Page Read about the worst announcer in baseball Insult him on the McCarver Connection Message Board!

Hosted for FREE by Boardhost.
Create your own free message board!