Posted by Dr. B. hole on 11/25/2007, 10:06 pm, in reply to "A McCarver Christmas Carol"
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: Here's what it's like at McCarver's house on
: Christmas: As on Thanksgiving, Timmy wakes
: up with a splitting hangover from boozing it
: up the night before at the local homo bar.
: To ease his pain, he drinks a quart of
: Bulgarian vodka and chases that down with a
: fifth of cheap gin. He then takes a huge
: shit and gift wraps it to give to his wife,
: having once again forgotten to buy a gift
: for her. Later that day, at their Christmas
: supper, Tim strips off all his clothes and
: commences to have sex with the Christmas
: goose his wife just brought to the table.
: After satisfying his sick, perverted urges,
: Tim shoves the entire goose up his ass and
: runs around the house flapping his arms,
: crying "Look at me, I'm Father
: Goose!" He then cleans out his amply
: supplied liquor cabinet and collapses in a
: drunken stupor and, with one gigantic fart,
: blows the Christmas goose out of his ass,
: through the ceiling and into orbit around
: the Moon. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
:
:
Oh how I love holiday traditions!!!
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