Posted by Dr. B. Hole on 12/18/2007, 10:02 am, in reply to "A McCarver New Year's Eve"
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: Here's how Tim and his family celebrates New
: Year's Eve: Beginning early on the morning
: of December 31, Tim imbibes huge quantities
: of cheap vodka, even cheaper gin and rotgut
: whisky. His wife sends him to the local
: White Castle for 12 dozen gross of
: belly-bombers which, being the sick
: degenerate that he is, he shoves up his ass
: with a plumbers helper. When he gets home,
: his long-suffering wife asks him where the
: burgers are and he drops his pants and with
: a titanic fart blows all the burgers out of
: his ass and on to the dinner table. The
: entire McCarver clan then sits down to feast
: on Tim's turd-burgers and drink gasoline. At
: midnight Tim lights one of his farts and the
: resulting conflagration not only destroys
: the McCarver home but most of the rest of
: the neighborhood as well! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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The thing I love most about the holiday season is traditions, they make it that much more special!
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