Posted by Dr. B. Hole on 12/18/2007, 10:02 am, in reply to "A McCarver New Year's Eve"

--Previous Message-- : Here's how Tim and his family celebrates New : Year's Eve: Beginning early on the morning : of December 31, Tim imbibes huge quantities : of cheap vodka, even cheaper gin and rotgut : whisky. His wife sends him to the local : White Castle for 12 dozen gross of : belly-bombers which, being the sick : degenerate that he is, he shoves up his ass : with a plumbers helper. When he gets home, : his long-suffering wife asks him where the : burgers are and he drops his pants and with : a titanic fart blows all the burgers out of : his ass and on to the dinner table. The : entire McCarver clan then sits down to feast : on Tim's turd-burgers and drink gasoline. At : midnight Tim lights one of his farts and the : resulting conflagration not only destroys : the McCarver home but most of the rest of : the neighborhood as well! HAPPY NEW YEAR! : : The thing I love most about the holiday season is traditions, they make it that much more special!