Posted by nana --Previous Message--
on February 23, 2007, 12:15 am, in reply to "The 3 Husbands and Their Cars"
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: 3 old men died and went to heaven. When they
: got there god was going to give them each a
: car. Depending on how good they were in life
: would decide on how nice of a car they got.
: God asked the first man "How long were
: you married to your wife and how many times
: did you cheat on her?" The first
: husband replied "I was married to her
: for 50 years and cheated on her 6
: times". God said "Not bad, I'll
: give you an Accord". God asked the
: second husband the same question. He replied
: "I've been married to my wife for 53
: years and only cheated on her once".
: God said "pretty good, I'll give you an
: H2 Hummer". God asked the third husband
: the same question, he replied "I've
: been married to her for 70 years and NEVER
: cheated on her". God said
: "perfect, I'll give you a
: ferrari". The next day in heaven, the
: first two husbands saw the third husband on
: the floor crying. They asked him what was
: wrong. The third husband replied "I
: just saw my wife, and she was on a skate
: board!"
:
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