Posted by Jess on February 26, 2001, 12:34 pm Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his One evening, Annabel, aged 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks "What?" and he replies"SEX!!!" Annabel exclaims, "Why you old buzzard, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while". "Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep!! What does she have that I don't have?" Howard smiled and replied, "Parkinson's."
~*~*~HOWARD~*~*~
accomplishments and long life.
hold it.
Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.
and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the
pool with another female resident who was holding Howard's manhood!
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