Be as FUNNY as YOU CAN BE!! :o)
Posted by Craig on April 17, 2001, 3:33 am *Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?' *Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' *'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.' *Two cows standing next to each other in a field - Daisy said to Dolly *A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only 'saran wrap' for shorts. LOL
*Two Aerials [antennas] met on a roof, fell in love, & got married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant. 


'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'
'I was artificially inseminated this morning.'
'I don't believe you,' said Dolly
'It's true, straight up, no bull!'
The psychiatrist says, 'Well.... I can clearly see you're nuts.'
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