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Rooster #2

Posted by JJDR (g) on April 28, 2001, 12:11 pm

Funny. Alright then, try this:
A farmer buys a new rooster. He opens the box, and out struts this black rooster.
A couple days go by, and the rooster starts going mad with the hens. The farmer comes out in the morning, and ALL the hens are dead. He look in the field, and there's the black rooster, lying legs up in the grass. He says to the rooster "Screwed yourself to death, eh?" And the rooster replies "Shhhhh. The vultures are about to land."

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OLD ROOSTER - Craig April 26, 2001, 2:45 pm
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--Previous Message-- : : Funny. Alright then, try this: : A farmer buys a new rooster. He opens the : box, and out struts this black rooster. : : A couple days go by, and the rooster starts : going mad with the hens. The farmer comes : out in the morning, and ALL the hens are : dead. He look in the field, and there's the : black rooster, lying legs up in the grass. : He says to the rooster "Screwed : yourself to death, eh?" And the rooster : replies "Shhhhh. The vultures are about : to land." : : : JJDR/ NB Can. :

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