Posted by sirlaid on June 27, 2001, 11:35 pm
Three friends(2 straight guys and a gay guy)and their significant others were on a cruise.A tidal wave came and swamped the ship,and they all drowned.
The next thing you know,they're standing before St Peter.
First came one of the straight guys and his wife.
St Peter shook his head sadly."I can't let you in.You loved money too much.
You loved it so much,you even married a woman named Penny."
Then came the second straight guy.
"Sorry,can't let you in either.You loved food too much.You loved to eat so much,you even married a woman named Candy!"
The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously,"It doesn't look good,Dick!"
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