Posted by sirlaid on June 28, 2001, 10:50 pm Canadian:"Do you Americans eat the whole bread,eh?" American:"Of course we do." Canadian(after blowing a huge bubble):"We don't.In Canada,we only eat what's inside,eh.The crusts are collected in a container,recycled into croissants and sold to America,eh" The Canadian has a smirk on his face.The American listen in silence. The Canadian persists:"Do you eat jelly with the bread,eh?" American:"Of course we do." Canadian(cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling):"We don't,eh.In Canada we eat fresh fruits for breakfast,then we put all the peels,seeds and leftovers in containers,recycle them,transform them into jam and sell the jam to America,eh." The American then asks:"Do you have sex in Canada?" Canadian:"Why of course we do,eh,"he says with a big smirk on his face. American:"And what do you do with the condoms once you have used them?" Canadian:"We throw them away,eh." American:"We don't.In America,we put them in a container,recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to Canada."
An American is at a restaurant one morning having his coffee and a croissant with jam,when a Canadian man,chewing gum,sits down next to him.The Americanignores the Canadian,who,nevertheless,strats a conversation.
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