Posted by sirlaid on July 2, 2001, 3:02 am Q: What's the speed limit of sex? Q: Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants? Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? Q: What do a christmas tree and a priest have in common? Q: Why does a Scotsman wear a kilt? Q: Do you know why the British ships came back from the Q: Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? Q: Why is life like a penis? Q: What do men and dog shit have in common? Q: What do you get when you cross a Chinese person and a hooker?
Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down,make a tire and call it a Goodyear.
A: 68;at 69 you hafta turn around.
A: He heard the snow blower coming.
A: It's a sin to put it inbut it's a shame to pull it out.
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
A: Coz a sheep can hear a zipper at twenty yards.
Falkland islands full of sheep?
A: War brides!
A: So they can both keep watching the hockey game.
A: When it's soft,it's hard to beat and when it's hard you
get screwed.
A: The older they get the easier are to pick up.
A: Someone who'll suck your laundry clean.
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