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Fish story

Posted by sirlaid on July 6, 2001, 3:17 am

A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church.
He looks around and finally stops to watch a fisherman load his boat.
The fisherman notices,and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours.The priest agrees.
The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished before,to which the priest says,"No".
He baits the hook for the priest and says," Give it a shot father."
After a few minutes,the priest hooks a big fish and struggles to get it into the boat.
The fisherman catches a glimpse of it and says," Whoa,look at the size of that ####er!"
Priest: "Uh,please,the Lord is watching, would you please mind your language?"
Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm sorry father,but that's what this fish is called - a ####er!"
Priest: "Oh I'm sorry - I didn't know."
After the trip,the priest brings the fish to the church and spots the bishop.
Priest: "Look at this big ####er."
Bishop: "Please,mind your language,this is a house of God."
Priest: "No,you don't understand - that's what this fish is called,and I caught it.I caught this ####er!"
Bishop: Hmm.You know,I could clean this ####er and we could have it for dinner."
So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans it,and brings it to the Mother Superior.
Bishop: "Could you cook this ####er for dinner tonight?"
Mother Superior: "My lord,what a language!"
Bishop: No,sister,that's what the fish is called - a ####er! Father caught it,I cleaned it and we'd like you to cook it."
Mother Superior: "Hmmm.Yes,I'll cook that ####er tonight."
Well,then the Pope stops by for dinner with the three of them,and they all think the fish is great.He asks where they got it.
Priest: "I caught the ####er!"
Bishop: "And I cleaned the ####er!"
Mother Superior:"And I cooked the ####er!"
There's about silence,and the Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely gaze,but then lets out a huge fart,takes off his hat,puts his feet up on the table,lights up a spliff,pours himself a large whisky and says,
"You know what? You cunts are alright."

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--Previous Message-- : A priest decides to take a walk to the pier : near his church. : : He looks around and finally stops to watch a : fisherman load his boat. : : The fisherman notices,and asks the priest if : he would like to join him for a couple of : hours.The priest agrees. : : The fisherman asks if the priest has ever : fished before,to which the priest : says,"No". : : He baits the hook for the priest and : says," Give it a shot father." : : After a few minutes,the priest hooks a big : fish and struggles to get it into the boat. : : The fisherman catches a glimpse of it and : says," Whoa,look at the size of that : ####er!" : : Priest: "Uh,please,the Lord is : watching, would you please mind your : language?" : : Fisherman: (THINKING QUICKLY) "I'm : sorry father,but that's what this fish is : called - a ####er!" : : Priest: "Oh I'm sorry - I didn't : know." : : After the trip,the priest brings the fish to : the church and spots the bishop. : : Priest: "Look at this big ####er." : : Bishop: "Please,mind your language,this : is a house of God." : : Priest: "No,you don't understand - : that's what this fish is called,and I caught : it.I caught this ####er!" : : Bishop: Hmm.You know,I could clean this : ####er and we could have it for : dinner." : : So the Bishop takes the fish and cleans : it,and brings it to the Mother Superior. : : Bishop: "Could you cook this ####er for : dinner tonight?" : : Mother Superior: "My lord,what a : language!" : : Bishop: No,sister,that's what the fish is : called - a ####er! Father caught it,I : cleaned it and we'd like you to cook : it." : : Mother Superior: "Hmmm.Yes,I'll cook : that ####er tonight." : : Well,then the Pope stops by for dinner with : the three of them,and they all think the : fish is great.He asks where they got it. : : Priest: "I caught the ####er!" : Bishop: "And I cleaned the : ####er!" : Mother Superior:"And I cooked the : ####er!" : : There's about silence,and the Pope stares at : them for a minute with a steely gaze,but : then lets out a huge fart,takes off his : hat,puts his feet up on the table,lights up : a spliff,pours himself a large whisky and : says, : : "You know what? You cunts are : alright." : :

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