Posted by pete on January 1, 2002, 8:19 pm
After countless hours sitting in a duck blind, a duck settles on the lake and a dozen hunters open fire. Nobody wanted the poor thing expect for the one guy who promised his wife he'd bring one home. Reluctantly she cooked and served it as the evening meal to her family.The next morning their 4year old daughter came down and said she noticed little metal balls in the toilet after she had pooped. Mom explained that it was just the buckshot left in the duck dinner . An hour later their 6 year old son complained about metal balls in his poop to and mom calmly explained about the buckshot from the duck dinner. Around noon their 14 year old son comes down and begins to explain but his mom cuts him short and says:" I know dear. You were taking a poop and found little metals balls in it." Somewhat confused the son replied:" No! I was jacking off in my room and shot the dog."
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