Posted by TJ on March 28, 2002, 2:59 pm --Previous Message--
Now THAT one was FUNNY! lol
: After countless hours sitting in a duck blind,
: a duck settles on the lake and a dozen
: hunters open fire. Nobody wanted the poor
: thing expect for the one guy who promised
: his wife he'd bring one home. Reluctantly
: she cooked and served it as the evening
: meal to her family.The next morning their
: 4year old daughter came down and said she
: noticed little metal balls in the toilet
: after she had pooped. Mom explained that
: it was just the buckshot left in the duck
: dinner . An hour later their 6 year old
: son complained about metal balls in his
: poop to and mom calmly explained about the
: buckshot from the duck dinner. Around noon
: their 14 year old son comes down and
: begins to explain but his mom cuts him
: short and says:" I know dear. You
: were taking a poop and found little metals
: balls in it." Somewhat confused the
: son replied:" No! I was jacking off
: in my room and shot the dog."
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