Posted by pecker Suddenly he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies. The pastor, calling for the nurse, places the note in his jacket pocket and forgets about it. At Freds funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes that hes wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died. He sticks his hand into his pocket and, sure enough, there's that piece of paper he had forgotten about. "Fred handed me a note just before he died," he says. "I havent looked at it, but knowing Fred, Im sure theres a word of inspiration in it for us all." Opening the note, he reads aloud, "I can't breathe! Youre standing on my oxygen tube!"
on May 18, 2002, 10:14 am
Old Freds hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesnt look good for him.
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